Judge — February 5, 1921 — page 17: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

8 Pessimism 7 Pessin WHAtT's THE ROAST SIR- LOIN LIKE Wisty Waiter—Texpen as x wosas EART, SUR “Uspn! Dit fave sausaces ann Masi porators.”—Lordon Weekly Tel: > Did vou say not Why, I saw hi to crank his tlivver, and certainly demon- 1 that he h a good supply on atesman Motorist (after were trying to iddle of the t and we might just as well begin there St. Louis Post-D Wrong Again—" What's the matter down the street? Another opt How?’ “He thought the size of his car anda manner that keeps his clerks on the jump would overa man."’—Birmin t has come to grief.” ¢ a traffic police- ge- Herald. Dimmed His Lamps—* You say the glare of his headlights confused you. Weren't his lamps dimmed?” “They were after I got through with him,”’ said the man who had the narrow escape. “I gave him such a nice pair of black eyes that he could hardly see out of them.”—Boston Transcript. ( RP- 2 WYERS Stranger—Charley Kearney section, was summoned as a witness at an inques! He had been cautjoned that he must be very exact in his statements. Was the deceased a total stranger?” asked the coroner. After duly pondering the question, he replied: “He was what I should call a partial stranger.” “Either you knew him or you did not said the coroner sternly. “There is no such thing as a partial stranger.” “Well,” he answered, “I don’t know how else to describe him. He was a e-legged man.” Bulletin Trapped —* Cross-exat ndant said he had mer the ¢ young wom mistle Ah! ever defense. What did his wife say to that? * She sniffed loud His Excuse— excuse to offer before ne you for Ai spe i 7 r Honor. It’s like this: I heard that there was a cook out I had to hurry to get her be fore some one else beat me to it. —Bosto: Transcript. ofa The Soft Answer FIND IT WORTH WILE CARRYING You!) 7 He—LTUINk FARES OUGHT TO BE CHARGED ACCORDING TO WEIGHT She—Tuat Woutpy'T BE A GOOD THING FoR You. THE RAILROAD ComP LD HARDL comicbooks.com