Judge — January 8, 1921 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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Modern Anatomy—" John Maguire was driving his roadster toward home when he saw directly in front of him a red calf. He was too close to the animal to stop, and he tried to dodge it, but had poor luck and struck the animal BETWEEN THE BUMPER AND THE RADIATOR.””— Woodruff (Ind.) Post. (C. L. Kennedy.) Fishy—Mr. Fisu, Society Quien Pays Sooo for Cigarette Cases Left by : Thomas Ex-Shop Girl.”"— Heading 1» New Orleans Item. (Mrs. WAL. Droll. Stone Deaf—‘“Austin Cowley, a journalist, while going through — the Navan workhouse gate today was chal lenged by a military sentry Ce who was peap did not hear the challenge and Was sHot pean.” —Bisbee (Ariz (Martha Mason.) The Penalty of the Pocketbook slice Ordered to Arrest All Persons with Vistule Means Support” Heading in’ Louisville (Ky.) Ce Journal, (Lucien Graham.) Making Sure of His Job—“ When his horse balked, Edward Byrne, a far- mer of Crumb Elbow, tyxcrep the ani- mal. He tied one end of a rope around the horse's Necr, threw the rope over the limb of a tree and fastened the other end to the bridle of another nouse which be came frightened and pulled so hard that it strangled its mate.”—Ottnwa (Can) ning Citizen. (J. Spears.) Godiva of the Milk Cans—“ A run- away horse, attached to a woman of the Pennsylvania Milk Products Company demoralized traffic on the Mulberry street bridge yesterday afternoon and caused pedestrians to mount the guard rails for safety.""—Harrisburg (Pa.) Telegraph. (Gladys Young.) His Ambiguous Errand—‘ Ralph Butland of Loring street LerT WHERE HE WILL SPEND THE NEXT TWO MONTHS on business."—Lawrence (Mass.) Evening Tribune, (Ralph Ashburn.) Hearthstone Longevity -— “The Greek has aspirations to MORTALITY in the home life even of his court Literary Digest (Nov. 20). (Mrs. UW. Temple) Eating by the Calendar —* The speaker emphasized the fact today, when a woman must feed six and cight MONTHS with the same allowance as would supply food for half that number, she is the best judge of the high cost of living.”"—Van couver (B.C.) World. (John Spark.) How Did He Do It?—" He favored me with a brief wave of the hand and went striding away, TWIRLING HIS RIDICULOUS CANE, HIS HANDS BURIED DEEP IN THE POCKETS OF HIS SHABBY OVERCOAT. The pines swallowed up the wild man of the woods."—Houston (Tex.) Chronicle. (( L. Heiskell.) The Town's Big Adjuncts—“ The TOWN of Cheraw was destroyed by: fire and the flames communicated to a pRuG STORE AND POOL HALL, DOING ADDITIONAL pamace.””—Denver (Colo.) Times. (Cor nelia M. Backeland.) Another Landlord = Frame-Up ~ Texants Dying From Result of Lack of Heat Will Face Charge of Murder.” Heading in: Hibbing (Minn) Tribune (G. Bo Mig How Many Is an) Observer?— © Observer Fires Two Shots and One oF Finest Jumps Out Second Story Window St. Louis Post-Dispatch. (Henry A. White.) Libeling the Big Show—* There are 1200 wild and domestic animals, 550 horses and 600 people with the AGGREVA- TION according to ‘Thomas Francis Henev, representative of the’ circus who is in the city making arr the big show and the parade.” Orleans (La) States. (Mrs. Henry MiC ygements for Correct Attitude for a Tunnel-Worker St. John lames Howard.) 23 Peppy Drivers—‘All of the women arrived in automobiles some of which were driven by Livewirep chauffeurs.” —New York Globe. (Charles R. Morris.) Calling for a Loud Answer—“ John Burroughs’ Nature Notes. Can you Answer These Questions? 3. Is city or country life more important for the VELL- BEING of a nation?— Portland Oregonian, (Mrs. M. Bollack.) Firing on the English Language— "An epidemic seems to be sweeping the city of leaving the doors of business places unlocked when the store is uot for the night."—Mt. Clemens (Mich.) Leader. (Mrs. Wn. Reynolds.) Passing the Bell-Crowned Hat— “A special sermon will be preached and Emil Closs, Swiss bell ringer, will give several COLLECTIONS. Following the ser- vice hot coffee and crullers will beserved.”” Brooklyn (N.¥.) Times. (G. E. Win- ters.) How Time Drags—" They dragged the body from the road about fifteen Years into the wood, and there they dug a shallow grave and buried it.” — F - delphia Ledger. (Mrs. G. W. Bauman.) Did You Hear the Fall?—“ With the reduction of FIFTY CENTS PER POUND in the price of sugar this morning there has been a drop of $2 since October 22.—V« couver (B. C.) Daily Province. (John Spark.) Yes, in a Chop-Suey Joint—“My Dear Miss Lees:—Will you please tell me if it is polite to eat with my RAT on.—A Reader.”"—New Orleans Item. (Beth McLeod.) Volsteadying Their Nerves—“Unem- ployed men in London continued to solve the SOUSING situation by seizing public buildings and unoccupied resi (Pa.) Daily Herald) A. Hickernell.) TheYoung Vizorter—“ Oliver, for his years, was considered by the police as the most daring bandit they have ever had to deal with. At the time of the holdup and murder, Oliver was TWO years of aj - New Orleans States. (Russell S, Harris.) Trouble Bruin—“The bride wore georgette and satin beaded with stecl BEARS, and carried cut flowers and her mother’s wedding fan.” — Vicksburg (Mich.) Semi-Weekly Commercial, (Mrs. Bernard Weimer.) comicbooks.com