Judge — December 25, 1920 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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Then, after about two hours had passed— “Stop the phonograph,” exclaimed some one; “here comes the Professor There was an end of the dancing, and a smiling group surrounded the Man of Learning. “What's my mark?” “Did I flunk?” “Come on, Prof., awful “T have,” said the Professor very deliber- ately, and in his best lecture-platform manner, “for the sake of simplifying matters, divided the ratings into three groups. Ahem!—they are as follows: Mr. Waggaman, Mr. Smathers, and Miss Smathers—Normal. Cries of “Hear! Hear!" “Good spill it; this suspense is for you, Tao LEARN PIANO! This Interesting Free Book shows how you can become a skilled player e a of plano oF oF; 5 one-quarter usual cost ‘Quian's ilmous Welten Method is endorsed Piusictans and heads of State Conservatories Successl ul 25 Play chords at omee and complete piece tn every Key. within Scientific yet easy to unde Fly ‘iigstrated. For a oF teachers. old oF you ree. Diploma granted, Waits today (or Oacpaue free books “Howto Lenra Piano or Drean MM. L. Quinn Conservatory, Studio JL, $88 Colombia Road, Boston, 25, Mass. 8 your own leading m years. ite Waggaman!” “Congratulations. Miss Smath- ers!” and a general laughter. . Mr. Janes, Miss Blowden, Mower—Slightly Sub-Normal . . .” gale of laughter at this, “That's a good and Mr. Janes crying—“Shake hands, Miss Blowden! a And—er—""—here the fumbled with his papers, and smiled sickishly at the assemblage—“ the rest of the company— er—the rest of the company—mentally de- and Miss Professor he party broke up as if by magic. Voiceless for the while in their indignation, the guests suddenly found their tongues to call for their Brute!” cried the women, as they picked their steps over the Professor's brown-stone stoop. * grunted the men. i ss," shouted the Professor to his wife when the last guest had gone—“‘and what a success, my dear! Have I not always said that the mentality of the bourgeoisie is surprisingly low? Let us give a series of such parties, and by experiment confirm the hypothe- sis into a law!” What’s What in vane Theatres While Juvce is printing. plays have a { changing their abode vould the location men tioned below. daily newsp the attract DRAMAS AND MELODRAMAS by Mr. Dodson Mitcnell, y. Review later Review later. ” Divertin: Betasco—* Duburau.” Betmwoxt—" French Leave well played, sprightly war comedy Bryou—"The Skin Game.” Well played tract concerning social climbers in England Cextury—' Mecca.” Gorgeousness and in- jar for the Amer and very igue of the Orient made spectac an public Cowan axn Hamnis—“Welcome Stranger.” Showing humorously that the Jew is a shrewder business man than the New Enjland Yank suru Street—"The Broken Wing.” “The Woman of Bronze,” with M in. he domestic triangle and its emotioi sibilities well developed. rexwicn Vittacr—"Samson and De with Mr. Ben-Ami. Remarkable acting by the s in an interesting pla} Maxine Eutiorr’s—"Spanish Love.” ¢ of the emotional hot tarnale. Rerustic—* Daddy Dumplins,” with Mr. Mac lyn Arbuckle. Good play for the Christmas season, h bots of kiddies imes SovARE—*The Mirage,” with Florence Reed. The young woman who hasn't followed the narrow path not convincingly portrayed. Morosco—“The Bat.” Highly dramatic crime riddle. Prayuovse—“Thy Name Is turesque smuggler setting and good actine domestic triangle. Novel Woman.” Pic- of the OPERA, MUSICAL COMEDY AND GIRL-AND-MUSIC snows Arotto—“ Jimmie,” with Frances White. Girl- and-music diversion stronely emphasizing the star. Castno—Honey Dew." Really musical comedy with good singing cast, and well done. Centeat—‘Afear.” Extravagantly costumed girl-and-music background for the very French “Jim Jam Jems.” Ada Mae Weeks a an amusing girl-and-music show ‘ip-Top,” with Mr. Fred Stone, ‘The imparts in one volume Koowledge » Young Man Shoold Ha: Keowledse « Youns Hesbend ‘Shoald Have ledge « Father Showld Have Ki Keowledre a Father Shon lanpart to Hi Son Medical fone 's Hesband Shoold Have ‘AM to one vote $2.25 povtoale Write tor PURITAN acrobatic star with a complete vaudeville and and-music background. Hirroprour—*Good Times.” Ballet, spect and vaudeville features on a large scale. Ksicknxnocker—"“Mary.”— Girl-and- music show more than ordinarily tuneful and vivacious Linerty—"Lady Billy,” with Mitzi. Review later Loxcacre—“ Pitter Patter.” Very light girl-and. music diversion. ew Austerpam—" Hitchy-Koo for 1920.” The Hitchcock-Huntley-Sanderson triangle, with girl and-music accessories. Serwyn—"Tickle Me.” Mr. graduated from burnt cork to accompanim Suusert eenwich Village Follie: orate and picturesque environment of the g) music idea. Vanxpersitt—“Irene.” Some attract and music with features suggestive of the movic Winter Garpes “George Lemaire’s Broad Brevities, 1920." Generous but not stimulat fodder for the tired appetite of the t. b. m Frank a girl COMEDY, NEAR-COMEDY AND FARCE Boorn Prince and the Pauper.” Mari JX™D ‘Twain's near-historical story in agreeable dramatic g Bette! form Thou Broapuuxst—“When We Are Young.” Crude tfone romantic drama with a good cast wasted Vk Conan—“The Tavern,” with Mr. Arnold D. ny Melodramatic joke very well done for those who ca appreciate it Comspy—"The Bad Man,” with Mr. Blioe her Mexican brigandage given afar more arousing aspect J 4 Vher than it deserves. Who Extince—* Ladies’ Night.” Not for persons clean minds Extrire—“Mary Ros Review later. Funton—“ Enter Madame,” with Gilda Vare Amusing tract on the hard lot of a man who mar a prima donna. Gatety—* Lightnin’.” the Broadway Hi xray Mitter’s—“* Just Suppose.” Dell Virginia moonlight brought up tc Who ox—“The Meanest Man in the World Mr. Georpe M. Cohan giving life to a not very live comedy. Lirte— he First Year.” Excellent cast s ing some of the fun of the early stages of matrimo: Lyceum—The “Gold Digger: Amusing well-pictured glimpses of chorus- ticity Paxx—" Bab,” with Helen Hayes. The flap ‘ in ber most tyrannical and most amusing aspect Nay Piymoutu—“ Little Old New York Wher pleasant vistas of New York when it was n American than now. Nora Bayes—“Three Live Ghosts.” comedy with a lot of after-the-war fun. Nintn STREET The Young Visiter * with Ruth Chattert by pl Who Wher The oldest inhabitan Well played chara theatres. Bente Wher Whos Cock Tact Something so hard to define— But if you possess the rare trait, You'll notice the rose In your neighbor's yard And not see his old broken gate.