Judge — December 18, 1920 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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| | | “Tell your mother | KEMPS BALSAM will stop that cough, Bill. My mother gives it to me when I get a * cough, and you don't hear me coughing all the time.’” And Johnnie is right. Get a bottle now | from your druggist = Le Roy, N. Y. Mother Goose. Modernized Cyr DB. Eoax JACK a0 HL went up the hill To get a drink of rye When g But con » they walked quite straight Oh, My! Old: Moth To get her But wher And so she went cupboard ¢ Hubbard went to the man a drink board was bare got there, the cu the sink 1 eat no fat eat no lean for the other's taste. Jack Spratt His wife could And each on Was never very out and bought some hops ught some yeast } stirred and made 3 His wife she They mixed a 2 brew And had a dandv feast. The Rage Barr—So you have sold your book? Carr—Yes; after L told the publishers that it was written by my ten-year-old son. Rotors Coin MARVEL, 546 Fourth: Avenue, Pittsburgh, Pa. T his e Bar b« er M. Suruee CTH hurter i mowing mac 1 combination talking both trades dl high-priced in a reckless tof his establishment he places 1 blue striped pole which is a at the s t anner. In fre a red. white patriotic imitation of what the face of his vic tim looks like when he s through with him. He cuts whiskers and Adam’s Apples with equal grace : ind is one of the best authori- ties in the w first aid treatment. In ies ago he was both tor and the two pro d facility truth a few cen and barber at the st fessions still have © time tual understanding —the intial rz off based has to take and irre- barber getti the number of The barber i + excee! nsiderate of your every pressible, but | feeling, and before he asks the first question he fills your r full of soap so that your replies will Sip out easier, He has within reach eleven kinds of hair tonic all ms ut of the same salt and but bearing names that sound entire former Rus | like an tion tot thas about as much effect on your having buried the arber grasps yer that the behind the cach painful one stubble s under. the his r. 1 fervent pi hane k he gets in To po Witt Wuar Hesercn we Xaas” staat LD Like For Spot ‘Cash f, platinu: h by retun mY mail apart. Although you have no intention of get- ting anything but the shave, the barber with the seductiveness of Cleopatra and the convincing logic of an insurance agent, persuades you that 26 THOS! Welcome Xmas Gift | Sing “Vulcan” Ink Pencil lack The ONLY perfec ip: to-the-minute: home by the ‘wondertat all that stands bety bald-headed row is nine dollars” v and lather which he pre coils vou h ribes a can escape from h ir ! feel like a divorced porcu- Neat! cipient of everythi to asphysiation, at pine with the prickly heat What They Meant Mose White, son Unele Jeff White. been mustered out of service in one of the colored units of the ating and friends it of himseli resplendent in full w form. A lively discus sion had been going oo on relative to how much the folks at home knew about the war. “But whut I cain’t } un‘erstand,” Uncle Jeff, “is wh ssid jt dem letters “A, E. F. dat you put at de end of h name when he I doan’ know 1 Dey didn’t tell you folks ovah’ heah nuthin’, jus’ lak Um tellin’ you! ‘A, E. FY stand foah America’s Ethiop’n Fe which am high foah —niggah — la that’s whut!” Hear ‘Em? The people who used to) dine and now dine and DON'T OPEN UNTIL ROMEIKE’S * PRESS ee BUREAU clippings which may appear ject on which you may. wa: paper of periotical of HENRY ROMEIKE. 10 very new States and portance in the U 8 $7.50 for toms clip 106-110 Seventh Aves New Yorke