Judge — December 11, 1920 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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& eee Sy — + % Each to His Habit—*Do you think a man’s occupation’ affects his dispo sition?” Ido. When I tried to protest about high prices and scant supply, the coal nd the ice man simply froze ington Star. man got hot up.” IVa. Might Prove It—“ A fellow was in my store this morning and called me a ‘high binder,’” said the indignant merchant “Well?” ought to have him arrested for that.” “Why don’t you?” “The scoundrel used to clerk for me. He knows my cost mark.""—Birmingham: Age- Herald. Another Meanest Man—Goshall You say Beanbrough is a stingy codger? Hemlock—Nes. He carries an old pa- per around in his hand all the time to keep from being accosted by newsboys Youngstown Telegram. Stingy — Hick—So you think Crabbe is not generous? Hack—Why, he’s too stingy to be even a freethinker.—Town Topics. Unprofessional—Ful Lady really think a massage machine will re- duce my waist. Where can I get one? Doctor—1 jes’ saw a steam roller go down th’ street.—Boston Globe. So you Getting Wise—“Guess I'd better said the storekeeper at reduce on rope,’ Pizen Gulch. “Why?” “Well, the boys are talking of hanging a few profiteers. I don’t want 'em to start on me.” Louisville Courier-Journal. A Skilful Chemist Judge—PaisoNeR, WHERE DID YOU PROCURE THE COCAINE FOR YOUR ILLICIT TRADE? “Your nosor, I runverizen a pore riexp.""—Numero 270 (Turin). 18 Served Him Right! ing w ilver E YOU DOING THERE? ar (cc )—As you st your service. Le Journal Amusant UTOS 9 @ie Must Have New Model—* Are you going to economize by wearing your last ar’s clothes?"” “IT might,” answered Mr. Chuggins. “But don’t go so far as to ask me to ride in my last year’s automobile.”—Wash- ington Star Had Them—* Do vou keep motoring accessories?" asked the man in the de partment. store. “Oh, yes,” replied the floor-walker, “We keep arnica, court with a bow: plaster, witch-hazel. Drug department second aisle to the left, sir."— Yonkers Statesman. Different—‘Savages used to paint their faces.” “It’s different with civilized man,” commented Mr. Chuggins. “He crawls under his car and gets his face smeared with automobile grease.”—Washington Star. Saved —“Is Jobbles still thinking of buying a sport car?” “No, the blood of his New England ancestors has at last asserted itself.” “How so?” “He bought a ‘flivve: Age- Herald. Birmingham