Judge — December 4, 1920 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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— User NC Gases Sourness Indigestion Heartburn Dewen by Mesane De Maxis Flatulence \pvice To Hussies Palpitation Iv your wire insists oN TAKING you Nats, SHOPPING WITH HER, TRY ONE OR TWO JUDI- CIOUS WINKS AT A SALESGIRE. APTER THAT TAKE A LIGHT DELIVERY TRUCK INSTEAD. Just as soon as you eat a tablet or two of Pape’s Diapepsin all the stom- ach distress caused by acidity will end. Pape’s Diapepsin always puts sick, upset, acid stomachs in order at once. RARE 600 3 tice Circumstantial Evidence Peporley—What makes you think millior Squeezums is going to blow himself and gi Christmas presents to his poor relatives? Demler—I saw him in a five-and-ten-cent store. sue 'tt If Big Boys Wrote By Ternece EAR Santa Claus [am a little rah-rah boy twenty-one years old, and I thought I would write you what I want for Christmas. Mother said, only last night. that I had been a good boy this year. Father's answer I can because one of your young lady stenographers might see this. Howe church member should use such lang I fear that father does not understand me e First, dear Santa, I want a mustache. The girls call the one I have a “ball game: nine on a side.” A certain shameless co-ed declares, [am told, that kissing me would be as pleasant as biting a peach: the fuzz would tickle so deliciously Second, I should like a check of large si Father turns purple and about to have a whenever I men money to him. ally, I am reduced to the most humiliating economies—rolling my own cigarettes, feeding my bulldog on table scraps, and the like of that, you know Third, 1 must have an- other set of profs. If I don't get them I'll flunk 1in in practically every thing. Then there will be another beastly row with father. He is very primitive, a sort of cave . man, as it were, especially = ¢ when angry, and rowing with him is deucedly wearing upon a person of my sensitive nature. bring father a measure of culture and y better be able to look ewpoint. I endeavor to knowing that he was Love Hotupay not quote. no seems stroke t Drawn by C.W. Kaunes Para Ocrorus Does His Curistaas Snorrinc LEARN PIANO! This Interesting Free Book Lastly, refinement, that he m at affairs from my v be patient with him, FREE BOOK leading musicians a years Play chords at om a Selenide yer from the contracting business. But his inability to appreciate a gentleman's feeling in regard to the amenities of life tries me sorely. Dertnners of teachers cid ‘or young Ait Wits today lor og-pase teve book, “Hew to beara Plane oF ML. Quins Conservatory, Studio JL, $98 Colombia Road, Boston, 25, Mass. | educated with a pick and shovel and graduated , JUDGE BOOK ON DOG DISEASES And How to Feed Malled free to any address by| the Author H. CLAY GLOVER CO., Ine., Dog Medicines 118 West 31st Street, New York| | WHY DONT YOU wre, THE WORDS FOR A's SONG | WELL MELE VOU ALONG FREE and pabiidiog Write t oneal et tice Art Studios = York though father often asserts chin, forehead ‘ar Santa with his discomfiting bluntness, I ask no more that I need backbone, brains, industry and ambition. Hopefully yours, Recor Yavaro. Judge’s Shopping Service By L. O. Courter A FEW Su tions for Holiday Gifts For the Newlyweds—A picture book of at tractive suburban homes with blank leases at tached. Yearly rental to be filled in a For the Clubman—Statuette of the Twins carved in quartz For the T. B, M.—Talking doll dressed a la Midnight Frolic “Ritz! Ritz!" presse For the Bar: tag reading, “Sale to desired Haig Says when » Huntress—Anything with a marked down from the Profiteer—N suit of denim pajamas black and white circular stripes. Dummies By Raven M. HEY stood beneath the mistletoe, With not a soul about, The fire in the grate burned low And all the lights were out Tompson And, yet, they never sought to kiss Each other while they could, For she was just a printed miss, And he was made of wood. .. EYE WATER flamed eyes. and is an ideal ey ood 1798. Keep your eyes well and they will help keep you. 35 At All Dr ‘or Sent by ic Mall Upon Receipt of Price rite tor 0: it le FREE Jonn LTHoMPSON ‘SONS E CO, WS River Su. Troy, N.Y. ROMEIKE’ Dr. Isaac Thompson’s weak, inflamed PRESS CLIPPING BUREAU We will send: you all newspaper clippings which may appear about you, your friends. or any sub- fect on which you may, want to be “uptodate.” Every pews or periodical of, importance in the United States and mi searched. Terms $7.. ize Sess for 100 clippit a ROMEIKE, 106-111 th, Aves New York