Judge — December 4, 1920 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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WITH Castles ild our castle: in the air ith’s impulsive ses visions bright and fair Beyond the bounds ot reason We fill our lives with sordid care. Till Fancy’s hold relaxes; And find our castles in the air Have all been sold for taxes. f t ef Legitimate Manufacture Primero—TVhaddeus made a lot of money st year Segus How come? Primero—Ue was chauffeur on a coining achine in the mint—California Pelican Oe = =a. Lace » && }) YUS-cAmeALE t Why sor po away OLD 5 ASHIONED STATUES THAT THE AMPUS AND PUT IN SOME SNAPPY FIGURES? , Wak n Dod Irrepressible, THE COLLEG Joyous, —™ S How po you KNow sie’s A CHoRUs « Because Sut LIPTS HER DRESS AN VERY TIME SHE CRE ues Dartmouth J L f In Style, Anyway s—How do you like your new gown, ine—It doesn’t quite come up to my anticipations. Thomas—Yes, but they're wearing them low this year.—Carnegie Puppet The Point of View First Frosh (putting up pictures)—I can’t find a single pin. Where do they all go to, any- way? Second Frosh—It's hard to tell, because they're pointed in one direction and headed in another.—Lehigh Burr. Another Great Treat JUDGE'S first College lished last March, was an amazi has now become an annual sn: Honor, the second number, to be in March, may be expected even first in interest JUDGE now asks its undergraduate friends to begin sending in poems, little essays, jokes and other suita fer, including drawings, for the number Each contribution accepted must bear the name, class and college of the contributor, and will be paid tc The college ing the best showing in the number wins the large silver cup which Cornell won ia the first contest, that cup being subject to three winnings by a college before it becomes the permanent property of the college. Two individual silver cups are offered in addi cover in colors nell, won this last author of the best bit number. Albert R. Stewart. of this in the first contest be original and exclusive The contest is conducted on the principle of a track meet, on points All material submitted must be at the JUDGE office by February 1, except color designs (in all mediums), which must be in hand two weeks earher Address COLLEGE WITS CONTEST. and inclose postage for return in case of rejection Go to it, boys and girls! 57) JUDGE >kE WITS Irresponsible Wonder Why As I gazed into the deep blue sky, I often sat and wondered why Girls were made. They are such sweet and pretty With all their je For which men paid Thus cynically I used to think s and other things. Until a girl so sweet and pink Came into my life Now I have no time to muse I work to pay for clothes and shoes She is my wife!—Cornell Widow Pretty Neat “Whiskey has ruined the reputation men.” “Yes,” replied Broncho Bob, “and, at the same time, I ain't so sure that a lot of natur ally no-account men haven't done their share to ruin the reputation of whiskey.""—Columbia Jester. many