Judge — November 27, 1920 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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Choose Your Xmas Gifts Wisely for Your Motoring Friends MT LAE: RATIS advice of special inter- est to non-motorists, as well as those who own automobiles, will be furnished by Harold W. Slauson, Leslie’s Motor Editor. He will offer suggestions as to the choice of automobile accessories as Christmas gifts; practical pres- ents in keeping with the spirit of the times. Mr. Slauson is an automobile ex- pert who is in an unusual position to help settle motor questions. 4 f For years he has been studying the problems of thousands of motor- ists and his own experience and his complete records of other motorists enable him to advise you promptly and accurately on any matter relating to automobiles, motorcycles, motor boats, motor | 2 trucks. | y) Use This Coupon H. W. SLAUSON, M. E., Motor Department, Leslie's Weekly 225 Fifth Avenue, New York City Dear Sir: I would like to give a suitable aft to the owner of a car, year Please advise me now what you think is suitable and, if necessary, let me know the kind and size adapted to this particular car, and give me the names of manu- facturers who are able to furnish these for Christmas gifts 1 do not want my expenditure wo excced & Name ey JUDGE prev ‘| With the College Wits || Irrepressthle, Joyous, Irresponsible Her sister Ann, less fair of form With food was some magici Alas, my poor heart ne'er could warm To Ann's harsh disposition | The youngest of the three, Lrene Was quite too plain to doll up; | 1 loved her sweet and gentle mien And yet she couldn’t scallop 1 pondered long which maid to choose, | (Ah, bitter woe is me, O!) ; > 2 +4 So wed the whole darn trio! Cornell Wider Life's Little Enigmas Foreman in glue factory to derk Where is that infernal odor com ing from? Clerk—From neross the lake.” Foreman—I don’t see how those fellows stand it. | Foreman in tannery across the | luke to clerk—Phew! Where is that ful smell from? Clerk—From the glue | sir, across the lake. Foreman—I don’ tsce how thos fellows stand it.—Texas Scalper. the tannery, sir. factory, Important Prof.—I want you to feel perfectly free to ask questions. Fresh (timidly) tailor?—Pitt Panther. Who's your Contemporaneous Interest Figgs (mournfully)—V've lost my grip. Briggs (solicitously)—Did it have | licker in it?—Cornell Widow. Rear—Sav, BxOTHER, ANYTHIKG= GOOU ~~ TO wAT UNDER TuERE?—Colgate Banter. J The Three Graces Ob! The Horrid Thing! QUITE adored fair Christobel, emember, Jack dear, T alwa Her beauties were delightful; love like this,” she sighed as si | But cooking, I regret to tell, nestled a little closer to him. With her was sad and frightful “Yes! Yes!” murmured he al sently, “So IT have heard! So | heard!”—Sunen Frivel. Seashore Society The summer season slips away The millionaire must cease his pla Once more he hies him to his work You've guessed it—as a ribbon clerk | —Ohie Sun Diat. Ditmal Damsee—On, THe Mo noroxy or tats Pace! I rea® THAT REYORE THE DAY'S OVER 17 WILL DRIVE ME witp! Daring 1 com \wOUND Tut —Prn h Boxe ] U Stude at Council! Attenshun! |) First Student—Whatcha gonna «lo Unight? y Mc Second Student—Nothing. What 4 Pre you gonna do? ] Cex First Student—Nothing. | Ch Second Student—Who else will |) Sent play?—Carolina Tar Baby. Sympathy Molly—Everett: said he couldn't live without me. Polly—He probably couldn't. He hasn't got a cent of his own Dartmouth Jack-o’ Lantern. Toujours la Femme ] A girl will listen to a pari story.” If it is nice, she is bored | by it; If it. is snappy, amused with it; If it i with it Iitis rare, she will laugh atit; | If its raw, she will repeat it —Pennsylrania Punch Bou. (Continued on next page) ie ell | icy, she is content