Judge — November 6, 1920 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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== _—_——— were? Youhaveonly say men who go in for style, yet love comfort mightily. But, even if you are one of those men Who never know, never care, Faultless Pajamas & Night Shirts reer eae ee ee eee ee a SE to ask for a diagram of the theatre to see They are glad to show it to you and — well, here we are for the whole even- ing sitting right be- hind a post so that both of us will have | to crane our necks away around in order — we won't have to do any- thing of the sort? Well, I'd like to know why not! The post isn’t transpar- ent, and here it is right in front of us! I don’t see—what? We have only to sit well over in our seats to see without the post interfering any what make of nightwear they sleep in, you “Well, will you will enjoy the easy freedom and delight- tN ns ety hee ful fabrics of Faultless Nightwear. tell me w 3 . = S was any need of get- 12,760_ dealers carrs tras any need of get Faultlss — Ask Yours! i Se a” ° makes it necessary for us to sit differ- ently from the way other people sit? They don't have to sit away over to one Je in their seats Ly and lean out to see Mrs. Clatterby Behind a Post By Max Mrneyatas os HY, James Clatterby, whatever made W you let them sell you two seats both of which are partly behind a post? And they are away over on one side where you can’t see one side of the stage! When we go to the theatre so seldom it does seem to me that I would, if I were you, have a little forethought in regard to where we are to sit. “Why didn’t you think to ask if the seats were behind a post or see to it just where they BOOK ON DOG DISEASES And How to Feed Mailed free te any address by the Author H. CLAY GLOVER CO., Ine., Dog Medicines 118 West 31st Street, New York| High School Course in 2 Years Yornitet Men ft rse at home inside two yeare, Meets ag tor entrance to college and the Jeadin iy six other pract Couraee’ Send £65 Ser Pree Belitin: Satttaction mraoed, the stage, and we paid as much for seats in this row as th paid and are entitled to just as good seats! I think there should be a law forbidding them putting posts in front of seats in a theatre. One person has as much right to a good scat as another when both have paid for it! I wish to goodness I had told you not to get seats anywhere near a post. If I were you I would go out to the box office and enter a complaint or —what? You can go out and have the scats changed? Yes, and pay fifty cents more on h seat there are no empty seats in this es three dollar section, and I'm not going to have you pay more for a seat if we have to sit with a solid wall between us and the stage! With sugar at fourtecn cents a pound and eggs and flour going up every day, three dollars and a half is more than people in our circumstances ought to pay for theatre tickets, but I would as soon remain at home as to sit all evening behind a post. “T would a great deal rather have had seventy-five cent seats in the gallery away from a post than these seats down here with a post between us and the stage and—it isn’t right in front of us? I guess I have eyes, haven't I? And if this isn’t-a post in front of us, what is it? Answer me that, will you? And all because you didn’t have forethought enough to look at the diagram before you bought your tickets! What! Posts aren’t shown on the diagram? Well, you could have asked the ticket-seller if there were any posts in front of the seats. couldn't you? When I buy seats for the theatre or opera L 57 JUDGE know just where they are going to be. They don’t scll me seats behind posts nor away over at the end of the gallery! But, manlike, you take any seats they throw down to you and— when did you ever get seats behind posts be- fore? Well, why didn’t you keep on getting them away from posts? It’s been only through good luck that you haven't always had seats behind posts or away over at one side where you can't see more than two-thirds of the stage! If we were people who went to the theatre two or three times a week, as many of our friends do, it would not make so much difference, but when we go only perhaps once or twice a month I do think that we should have good seats and—no you'll not have the seats changed! “Perhaps if we sit here in discomfort all even- ing it will teach you to have a little forethought the next time you buy theatre tickets! As I say, if you had only asked the man in the box office to show you the—sh-sh-sh! The curtain is going up. Aha! you see I was right! At most we don’t see more than three-fourths of the stage and. sh-sh-sh! What horrible seats! If you—sh-sh-sh The Real Reason West—I get tired of hearing Newmoney eternally growling about the income tax he has to pay NVorth—Oh, he’s not growling about the tax, he's bragging about his income. Drawn by LQ. 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