Judge — October 23, 1920 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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r Relief from irritating coughs and colds and sore scratchy throats is only an arm's length away when Piso’s is kept on your shelf. Buy Piso’s today, then you will have it always handy as a protection. Good for young and old. It con- tains no opiate. 3S¢ at your druggist’s PISO'S 7 Coughs & Colds Knavish Nell and Dicky, the Dupe The Lay of a Lost Minstrel By Marsu K. Powers NEEL was willowy Nymph with a pillowy Mane of celestial splendor That was the best of her None of the rest of her Heightened the fame of her gender. Dick was a penniless Poet, though many less Gifted win versical trophies. “I Want a Drink” THERE are a lot of folks in these Us States who will sympathize with this cunning youngster's desire for a drink. This dimpled infant reminding Mama that it’s bottle time expresses an emotion not un- common in these days. It would be hard to resist the appeal of this picture, one of the many noted covers that have appeared on JUDGE, “The Happy Medium Poroducet ts full colots, mounted ons doable mat. all read’ lor Traming. this apbeatiog picture 2 youre tor 33 Scat, postage prepaid JUDGE ART PRINT DEPARTMENT 225 Filth Avenue New York City Up in his attic all Night with fanatical Zeal he penned dactyls and strophes. Cupid, satirical Practised his miracle— Side-swiped Nell's heart with an arrow. Flint! That deflected it, Bent it, projected it Swiftly through Dick’s very marrow Ill-omened archery! Ere its departure, he Vowed her the Queen of Existence, And to her regency Verses by legions he Drafted with love-sick persistence. Nerve-numbing period! Strangely his myriad Stanzas evoked not a whisper. Stung by her chilliness, Cursed he his silliness— Wrote her in phrases far crisper. That brought a billet-doux— (Horrors!—what will he do?)— Curtly it slipped him the mitten. “Don’t think my attitude Harsh, Dick. With gratitude Lasting and deep I am smitten. See, I've not sought to graft I send an autographed Volume I've just copyrighted.” Jerking the jacket loose, Dick let a racket loose Reading those odes he'd indited!! Drawn by Pact Renir JUDGE CASCARETS “They Work while you Sleep” Knock on wood! You're feeling fine, eht That's great! Keep the entire family feeling that way always with occasional Cascarets for the liver and bowels When bilious, constipated, head- ach WHAT EVERY GIRL} SHOULD KNOW Silent Secrets I stepped aside politely To let a maiden sightly Get on the street car at the avenue. “She must be going shopping,’ [ thought, for she in hopping Aboard the car disclosed a bill or two Very Neroous Swain—Aut, AT LAST, D-DEAREST, WE ARE—EN—ALONE! 30 comicbooks.com