Judge — October 23, 1920 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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October 23, 1920 Where Was I Last Night? By Brrcn Hivtox While sweeping off the sidewalk. John Splayfoot's pretty nieces Were shocked to find their U nele Join In forty-seven pieces —News Item You must remember Splayfoot ’Twas he who was the star At standing on our recent shines In ev'ry subway car; *Twas he who walked upon our heels When going up the stair, And met with tantalizing grin Our anger and despair; Twas he who climbed all over us ‘| With those great paddle-feet At movies—then climbed past again | To find a better seat my \lthough they've hunted all a nd. No motive for the crime’s been f TT YOU CAN SAVE MONEY BY WEARING THE SHOE THAT HOLDS ITSGJ/ SHAPE $722 $800 $920 & $10-°° SHOES FOR MEN AND WOMEN W. L. DOUGLAS SHOES { e best known shoes in the world. They are sold in 107 W. L. Douglas stores, direct from the factory to you YWLDOUGLAS NAME AND THE RETAIL RE STAMPED ON THE BOTTOM OF ALL fed S BEFORE THEY LEAVE THE FACTORY [Hi CAUTION.=Insist having W. fae shoes. The name and price is plainiy stamped on the sole. careful t. that tt hasnot been changed or mutilated. at only one profit, which guarantees to you the best shoes that can be produced, at the lowest possible cost. W.L. Douglas name and the retail price are stamped on the bottom of all shoes before they leave the factory, which is your protection against unreasonable profits. W.L.Douglas $9.00 and $10.00 shoes are abso- lutely the best shoe values for the money in this country. They are made of the best and finest leathers that money can buy. They combine quality, style, workmanshi and wearing quali- ties equal toother makes selling at higher prices. They are the leaders in the fashion centers of erica. The stamped price is W.L. Douglas personal guarantee that the shoes are always worth the price paid for them. The prices are the same everywhere; they cost no more in Francisco than they do in New Y. W. L. Douglas shoes are made by the highest paid, skilled shoemakers, under the direction and supervision of experienced men, all working, with an honest determination to make the beat shoes for the price that money can buy. W. L. Douglas shoes are for sale by over 9000 shoe dealers besides our own stores. If your local dealer cannot si y you, take no other make. Order direct from factory. S ‘or booklet telling how to order shoes by mail, postage f WE. Decnine au Cc | |-Dougias shoo 145 Spark Street,” Brockton, Mass, Vj ey ——— ag Ne, Draws by Ress Westoview “Dox't FLY TOO LOW, ror, THERE'S A MAN CHASIN’ US WITH A NET.” TANK O<—m [Ask For A-K Tabs in body and in mind. | ask you to marry Pecunious suitor. EADACHE, NEURALGIA,INFLUENZA AND ALL PAIN. TABLETS — Telegraphic Thrills Inducements: “Come for Thanksgiving dinner. Have arranged for you to preside: Goose at one end, pig at other.” Cause for Gratitude: “All well, twins. Absolutely Fair | A fair creature indeed is Gertie Gotrox, fair “T wonder what you would say if I should me,”” insinuated the im | No time for more.” “L'll give vou two guesses,” she replied That was certainly fair enough. Overheard in New England “Hello, Ben, Where you ben?” “Ben sick.” AINA ie Drown by Laxa Camrnens “What's HAPPENED TO youR TAIL?” “On, Ve HAD A PERMANENT WAVE PUT IN IT.” comicbooks.com