Judge — October 16, 1920 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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October 16, 1920 CASCARETS “They Work while you Sleep” Knock on wood! You're feeling fine, eh? That's great! Keep the entire family feeling that way always with occasional Cascarets for the liver and bowels. When bilious, constipated, head- achy, unstrung, or for a cold, stomach, or bad breath, nothing acts like Cascarets. No griping, no inconven- ience. % * 50 cents, With a Difference By Rutu Irvine Conner NX VER, © should I love \ fat 1 man! \ little fat raan! \ little fat man who was bald! \ little fat man who was bald And made funny faces As He Slept! No, never! With high But—— During the course of human events T have acquired A fat man \ little fat man. \ little fat man who is bald. A little fat man who is bald And makes funny faces As He Sleeps. Oh, consistency! Thy name is woman! \ fig for consistency! I love him! I worship him! I adore him— And he is three months old today, God bless him! uven to witness! Donen by Curvos More “Aul Some anxctent retic | surrose!”” Drwen by Pace Rensy Tue Birtu Rate The Double Standard If a member of a prominent family is on trial for his life, the rest of the family gladly “bares” the family secrets in the effort to save him. When a Bolsheviki plot is discovered, its details are laid “bare” to the public. |. ‘The Administration quite often “bares” its plan to avert or end a strike. It has been promised that some interesting | war secrets will be “bared” in the near future. But when an innocent lady “bares” her | back at a little evening function, what a hub- bub it creates! Tom—IL hope it won't be a long time till we meet again, Sadie—I'm afra a couple of *phone calls. | | , She Knew It Woulé | I've got to make Not Guilty “Do you think anybody around here would loan me ten dollars: “Don't ask me.” Going Him One Better First’ Merchant—Johnson introduced me to his buyer yesterday Second Merchant cellar today. That's nothing. I saw his . You Said It! Appearances are deceitful; people who wear diamonds often have money Home - Brewed Philosophy By Rowvston Marxnan The wild waves are saying they're glad that surf bathing is over. A man who kas never been fooled by a woman probably wasn’t worth the ¢ No girl can quite trust a san after she hears him pay a compliment to another woman. Few girls object to spooning, but all of them ject to calling it that Life in the metropolis becomes a problem of how to look made-to-order on a_ready-to- wear salary. American Box Ball A Money-Maker You ean make $12 to $18 per day for yoursel te: of American Box. Hall making $100 a week from Just, two “alleys, C. T. Patterson, of Minois, open- €4 three alleys’ abd. cleaned up $500.70 the. fret two months Now be operates eight alleys and proceeds bas bullt a Deautitul S-Aory ome $100 a Week American Box Ball becmes the Prac lighted scoreboard. Pay as You Ean) Little cash is needed to open Tail'Alleys. “Small payment starts you. Pay the balance your proats. Alleys easy Write us ‘tor fall Do it today. Mail Dost card or letter American Box Ball Co., 885 Van Buren Street Indianapolis LEARN PIANO! This Interesting Free Book The Why and Howfor By Freverick Moxon HEN I behold Contortionists, and funny human freaks Put on their show, my mina no longer secks, As in my youth, beneach their tricks to pry That used to be my attitude, but now, 1 am not interestee in the “How?” But merely “Why?” Wher I perceive A fellow-member of my clubby set Show all the signs of one good old-style Seaming like Arbuckle from chin to brow; To delve into the cause I do not try, 1 am not interested in the “Why?” But mainly “How?” wet,” After Waiting Stranger (after impatient half hour wait)— Pardon me! when does this trolley leave, any- way? Lonesomeville the waitin’ room Girls! “Girls! Save Your Hair With Cuticura trp at Ontet cae Dare nd ing Native—It doesn’t. This be comicbooks.com