Judge — October 16, 1920 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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Zu Viel Femmes The dawn was cold and chilly grim walls of the prison the kindly old gentle man was waiting to greet the discharged pris He approached one and needed any help. “My poor friend,” he began you to this?” The ex-convict, addressed, began to weep | copious tears of repentance. oners. asked if he “what brought “unless it was “T dunno, sir,” he replied ss f attendin’ too many weddin‘: “Ah, you learned to drink at those festivities. or perhaps to steal?” the old gentleman put in. sympathetically. “No, it wasn’t that. You see, | was always "—Pennsyleania Punch Bowl. the bridegroom.” Student's Lexicon \—Highest grade given. Sacred to the tor eadors (those who “throw the bull”) Brains—What every one has and the other fellow hasn't Chapel—Cruel and unusual punishment in Hicted on the innocent and guilty alike. Damn—Word used for “piffle” when a fellow wants to show that he (or she) is a devil in his (or her) own home town. —Vanderbilt Jade Beatcove Jazz!! —Pennsyloania Punch Borel Irrepressible, WITH THE COLLEGE WITS Joyous, Jean—D'ja pass Frencut? James—Best 1N THE CLASS. Jean—How v'ja Kxow? James—Tue Prov. row se 1 pipx't NEED TO come Axy Mone.—Notre Dame J} De Gustibus I love to soak my cookies in my tea, I love to dip my cigarettes in rum, I slumber well upon fromage de Brie, I love to elongate my chewing-gum; I love to lap my sundaes when they're soft, Ripe olives with raw onions I adore, I love to toss my caviar aloft And snap it ere it tumbles to the oor; Loud music spoils my appetite for soup, I have a flair for drinking tepid beer, I love to make an oyster loop the loop And yet some people think my tastes are queer.—Yule Record The Arm-Chair Financier professor who teaches me about security. With ease and lucidity he explains how the mammoth corporations are run by the master minds. Assets, nts, assign ments, balances, bonds, debts, dividends, inven tories. interest (straight, simple, compound. complex or fractured), investments, stocks (common or preferred), notes (negotiable or non-negotiable), organization, loss, profits—all this he knows. And still he wears a yrnia Pelican. There is assessm™ threadbare collar.— Little Mary Scene—Little Mary taking a huge mouthful of orange. Mother (horritied) low that whole! Little Mary Why, Mary, don’t swal- What hole? -“ ’enn State Froth, Irresponsible JUDGE n A Trysting-Place “T sce Jinks has another new car.” ' “Yeh, he can afford it. He goes to every c Prom you know——" KR “Uh-huh.” : “And always parks his boat right outside the gym door.” I “Yeh.” “Well, he me that last Prom he swept . up four vanity a couple fat wallets, a wrist b watch and a quart of miscellaneous jewelry from | his back seat."—Princeton Tiger | oO Useless Advice : “Young man, don’t you know you ought to be lay something by for a rainy day?” I “T do; my rubbe: Carnegie Tech. Puppet. ic His Hair U Moonlight Harry—*Why do you close your x eves every time I kiss you?” Romance Annie—“Because when your lips s touch mine and your litle moustache tickles my a check. I think that am in heaven—and who lb ever heard of a red-headed angel?”—Dart mouth Jack-o-Lantern | 0 : yr ju | ¢ Froatinc 1 Loan Chaparral comicbooks.com