Judge — October 9, 1920 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE Genuine | Aspirin Name ‘‘Bayer’’ means genuine Say ‘‘Bayer’’— Insist! Say “Bayer” when buying Aspirin. Then you are sure of getting true “Bayer Tablets of Aspirin”—genuine Aspirin proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for over twenty years. Ac- bal fe only an unbroken yer package” which contains proper directions to relieve Headache, Toothache, Earache, Neuralgi Rheumatism, Colds and Pain. Handy ti boxes ‘of 12 tablets cost few cents. Brug, gists also eell larger “Bayer packages.” || Aspirin is trade mark of Bayer Manufac- ture Monoaceticacidester of Salicylicacid. Perfectly Proper By La Tovcue Hancock Said the maid, “I'll stop calling you ‘Mr.’, I will be—not your wife, but your sr!” Said the man, “I feel proud, For a brother’s allowed To do this,”—and he caught her, and kr! The Long Paw of the Law Country Justice—This here officer of the law says you were speedin’ forty miles an hour in violation of the statutes. What have you to say for yourself? {utoist—Your honor, I may have been traveling a bit fast. You see, I was going from Canada to my home and— Justice—You're guilty all right. two quarts. I fine you Picture is telling the story. hing like it on the market. Besides | cleaning and refresh- ing scalp—Marvel Hair- Dresser — dresses most contrary hair in_won- derful manner. On re- 7S$¢ we will send paid Bey shers led if not ing. Barbers take notice. venue, Pittsburgh, Pa. GET WELL—BE YOUNG-GROW TALL Atter Csi Refore Using Marvet MARVEL, 546 4th ‘This Untverstt jest important health invention of the century. the Human Body. It | ‘ciecule: Se a RE Beds Sihk eae ee Drwen by Dox Hexot> A LITTLE CONSERVATION OF MAN POWER HERE WOULDN'T HURT. Help Wanted—Male At P LIZA waddled into the bank almost +> out of breath. “Look-a-heah, Mistah Bankah, I wants twenty-five dollahs, an’ I’se got to have it right today “Why, what in the world, Aunt 'Liza, makes you in such a hurry for twenty dollars? “T’se got to pay some stohage.” “Got to pay some storage? What do you have to pay storage on?” “ Aw’ quit foolin’ wid me, Mistah Bankah, an’ lemme have dat twenty-five dollahs. I’se got to pay de stohage on my husban’. De sherifi’s got ‘im stohed in n’ I got to pay de stohage befo’ I kin git ‘im out. Cotton pickin’ time is gittin’ close by, an’ I needs dat niggah in mah business!” The First Question “Honey, I know where we can rent a house.” “What's the matter with it?” Drown ty AB Warxex “Tue Barrier” CASCARETS “They Work while you Sleep” Knock on wood! You're feeling fine, eh? That's great! Keep the entire family feeling that way always with occasional Cascarets for the liver and bowels. When bilious, constipated, head- achy, unstrung, or for a c upset stomach, or bad breath, nothing acts like Cascarets. No griping, no inconven- fence. 10, 25, 50 cents. if To Oblige a Lady The Ticket Taker—Outside, kid! see the show without a ticket. The Kid—Leggo! 1 was in here a minute ago an’ the bearded lady ast me to go an’ get her a ten-cent plug of eatin’ tobacco. You can’t The New Philosophy First Old Friend—To think that you have sunk so low as to do a thing like that! Second Old Friend—On the contrary, I have risen so high that such things are my privilege. Times Change Willis—When I was here ten years ago the preacher was reproving you for not being at church on Sunday morning Gillis—Y es? Willis—And I just heard you calling down the preacher for not being at the golf-match Sunday afternoon. Speak Up! Perhaps they exist, but, honestly now, did you ever meet a cheerful giver? 30 Get Highest Cash Prices “,.; jewelry. diamonds (loose or mounted), watches, gold, silver or any amount or form, go ‘0 points, mercury, false tage of any denon us by mail or exp Goods returned in 10 days if you're not satisfied. or silver ores and a bonds, war it once. THE OHIO SMELTING & REFINING CO. 281 Lennox Bldg., Cleveland, Ohio ROMEIKE’S clippings which may appear about y: iF | PRESS CLIPPING BUREAU We wil send you all newsparct or ject on which you may want to be “up-to-date.” Every news; per or periodical of importance in the United States ond urope is searched. Terms $7.50 for 100 clippings. ¥Y ROMEIKE, 106-110 Seventh Ave., New York comicbooks.com