Judge — October 2, 1920 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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October 2, 1920 Summer Resort Episode By Wa. S. Aways PRIMROSE by the river's brim PA The poet 50 It got a lot of praise from him, He wagged his jaw The landlord was as mean as sin, Observed the thrill, pik eect a ideals 4 “CYVER there” Capt. X got a big idea from the “canteen” cigarettes—they were round and smoked freely—and smoke was what he wanted. He gave us his idea—a big idea! A round cigarette made from the Famous PallMallblendthatdoesnothave tobetapped, squeezed orloosened —with a free and easy draught. PALL MAGh FAMOUS CIGARETTES ounds Vroom by Coestex L. Gane He (angrily)—You'rre so suatcow | can “On, Jack, CaN vou Reatty? [Tou staatata | Doesn’t the Average ‘‘ Home YESTERDAY the idea Brew” Recipe Sound of Capt. X— Like This ? TODAY the idea of all who are particular— FPALL out of bed, coast into the back yard ; and find a gunny-sack with collapsible car- FOREVER a big success Then fill sack with used doorknobs and ~ filute with tablespoonful of bird-seed. Strain Read the story of Capt. X contents through back gate and allow to li till it sweats. ‘Three days after sweatage has started, adjust the rubber heels, sneak up to sick and push contents into small mug (marked 2 PALL MALL Exhibit A). Then after the carbon has been ROUNDS (plain removed from the thermostat and sediment ends) in the new ~~ 50° in bottom of mug back-fire inst small sack foil package . add tiny gobs of yeast until beverage Then desert until after dog y-two hours later, after carefully cause yourself to go to the base- “THEY ARE GOOD TASTE” ent and sip an individual helping of what is in the mug. Then name it. If the taste doesn't back up the name you give it, add one pint of good cooking whiskey and allow to come to moderately slow simmer. Then gargle through wash-tub, swallow what you get in your mouth religiously, and writhe with pain on the hosement floor. comicbooks.com