Judge — October 2, 1920 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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So What's the Use!— The Beamans had just had their first quarrel, and the bride sobbed softly to herself as the male brute whistled the air of a popular tune “Don't you think,” asked the fair young thing, plaintively, “that a husband should occasionally tell his wife that she’s beautiful?” No!” replied the soulless beast. “It's utiful wholly superiluous! If she is b she knows she is; and if she isn’t beau tiful she thinks she is.” Wants the Best What a high color Miss Ella has.”” Yes; she won't use any of the kind B ore Ame heap His Experience — Veast- What do you think of that piece of statuary? Crimsonbeak—W hat is it? It is called the “Di It’s not true to nature Why not?” * Because it re Of course But L always s| who threw plates.’ s Thrower.’” sents aman posed it was women Yonkers Statesm Photographer OPPOSING TEAM HAVE BRANDY Lecs!—Lustige A Natural Legacy Appealing to Their Risibilities Now, THINK OF SOMETHING PLEASANT. Bl. Garpes Hose—hL Ma Well, Well!" What is this?” “Al . y centaur. lothes horse.” Louisville Courier-Journa “ Half woman and half Interested —“You poor, poor woman!” exclaimed the lady. uplifter “Can I do anything for you?” NY ma‘am.” said the slum dweller on that broken chair an’ tell ll them fine clothes of yours Ige- Herald. Surrose you ter (Berlin) IMAGINE ALL HL 16 “You look young and Art does it. For seven years we have appeared as the Three Golden Maidens.” “Three? Who was the third?” * Mother!” —Jugend (Munich). Spoiled the Effect—At a social even- ing one very musical young lady sang a song entitled “Sylvan Sounds.” It was very fine, very fine, indeed; and all the and gentlemen waxed quite enthusiastic. “Most delightiul!” gushed « old lady to a young man, who ct be near her. “Isn't sh “Yes, quite good!” re dear a lovely singer?” ied the young fellow coolly. “And didn’t it remind you of the singing of birds? In fact,” went on the good lady enthusiastically, “one might almost believe it really was a_ bird singing.” “Well, 1 don’t know,” remarked the man; “I never saw a bird sit down at a table and drink three cups of tea, and cat two helpings of veal and ham pie, and enough cake and sweets to stock a school treat.” —Answers (London Good Reason—“Why on carth docs the orchestra. make that din in- this rant always?” To drown the cries of complaint of the res guests when they sce their bills Hyepsen (Christiania), The Chorus Girl—*'Then you don’t like to appear in bare knees?” “No; it’s trouble enough to make up Louisville Courier-Jou your face.” A Wicked Waste—* This is rather a curiosity.” remarked an artist who was entertaining a lady in his studi As he spoke he produced a small but exquisite painting. “Itis nice!” gushed his visitor. “1 was out in the country one da he went on, “and had all my mate: with me except acanvas. But I was so keen on painting this scene that I took out my handkerchief, laid it upon my case, and painted the picture.” “Dear me!” exclaimed the lady, Then of horror came over her face as she be able to "—Answers tls a lool went on: “But you'll ne’ wash all that paint out of London). wae: comicbooks.com