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September 4, 1920 Draven by Cuntox Mer Custe Art—Descenvine THE STAIRS. The Details of a Tragedy By janes Courryey Cuatits ) Helen, fairest sweetheart mine— Beloved for her grace divine, I sent a pretty valentine. Your loving Joc!" Was signed below | ‘Twas lace and cupids—saichet scents, And cost three dollars, fifty cents, But then I didn’t mind expense: My love was so Intense, you know To Kate—a girl I fairly hate— ‘ A girl a century out of date I sent a comic picture straight; The ugliest yet That I could get An ape it was in redingote, A ruffled collar ‘round the throat, And kid gloves on. Below I wrote, With pencil blue: “It’s just like you!” And now—ah, me—too late, too late! My life is wrecked! I simply wait For Death to pass me through his gate: For Katie's went to Helen str: The one for Helen went to Kate! My fate is fixed: I got them mixed. 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