Judge — August 7, 1920 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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q August 7, 1920 What Really Happened By Tow P. Morcan s SI was going to town with Gabe Gawkey tuther day,” re luted Gap John- son, of Rumpus Ridge, Ark., “we sorter overtook a wagon wheel lay ing in the road and directly caught up with another one leaning ag’in a stump, and bime- bye struck a couple buggy wheels in the track, and fu'ther on found part. of the running-gears of a wagon upside down and beyond there half of a hay-rake, and along a ways several picces of a busted wheelbarrer and on fu’ther a spring wagon-seat, and a little hter a baby-buggy tore all to thunder, and beyond what looked like part of a hearse. It begun to get monotonous, pertickerly as we kept meeting more wheels and one anecdote and another of busted wagons and buggies and such like. Finally, I says to Gabe “What sort of a dad-burned hooraw do you teckon has been coming off yurabouts, anyhow ? Looks kinda peculiar to me, some ways.’ Drawn by G. BAN oF HOUSE OUT O” YouR LEK “AND YE DON'T WANT TO GIT FRESH WITH MY DOC NEITHER, CAUSE HE'S LI'BLE TO BITE A CHUNK BIG’s A “*Pears to me,’ says he, ‘like there'd been about a dozen runaways skylarking up and down this yur road lately. Do you s'pose there’s been a circus parade that we hain’t heered tell of. that stirred up all the teams in the town- ship?’ “Well, we went along, meeting up with pieces of wagons every while, till finally we reached a nig ger just beginning to set up in the middle of the road with a buggy wheel wropped iround his neck. And he sorter mentioned that he'd been to a wagon yard some’rs and bought all the old junk he could load on a hay-rack and started to haul it home, and his mules had took it into their heads to run away, and sorter scattered the stuff around, as is customary with mules. That's all there was to it, but it sorter had vs guessing for a spell.” le Short on Those Yes, I'll come to your party.” wood. Bring along two lumps of sugar and four lumps of coal.” Drawn by Noamax Axtuowt “YES, PADLOCK FENDERS MAKE THEFT IMPOSSIBLE." Relieves ees and Heals _— FTER a glorious morning on the beach, shake Kora-Konia over arms and shoulders—at once. What might have been a bad case of sun- burn won’t distress you at all—won’t even get pink. Kora-Konia is a highly medicated powder of marvelous potency for all kinds of skin irritation. Use it when skin is chafed raw in hot weather. It is moisture-resisting and stays where it is applied. A large box costs socents. Send 10 cents for a generous sample. THe Mennen Company 265 CENTRAL AVENUE Newark, NJ. USA. Laboratories: Newark, New Jersey Montreal, Quebec Sales Agent in Canada: Harold F. Ritchie & Co., Ltd., Toronto, Ontario MSNNSEN KORA: KONIA Relieves Skin Distress