Judge — July 24, 1920 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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Forget the Strife and Enjoy Life !| PHRENIA Hesbaed ald Have Should lmpart to H-s Soa Hasband Sboald Have ibould Has The Antidote Write tor “Other Prop! Tobie . PURITAN PUB. CO. Central, PHILA... PA. FORMERLY KNOWN AS CHECONA EVANS ALE Will initiate you Into the tranquil lite HUDSON, N. Y. The magazine that puts you on speak- ing terms with your favorite star. For Sale at All Newsstands 20. A COPY $2.00 A YEAR Advertising Rates on Application LESLIE JUDGE CO. 225 Fifth Avenue, New Yerk City C. 4. EVANS & SONS Es | HUDSON RIVER NIGHT LINES yNER M. San Drawn by Pac R clippings whi ject on whic “Rout Your Own our A ss aper of periodical of importance in the Ur ‘ Europe is searched. Terms $7.50 for to» el: ; in describing certain styles of cocking in Ameri HENRY ROMEIKE, 106-110 Seventh Ave.. New York can restaurants, only Homer and the rest of the | gang would not understand it. We know the | Oft in the Stilly Night By Doxato Gawninor A DEAD k. ge is something that is used Greeks were heavy drinkers from the tales they +} for the tor school boy’s mind. | used to shove cff on each other. Izaak Walton | There are three f ad languages that out and Ananias were paragons of truth and virtue shine all other competitors by several lengths They are, in order of running: Latin, Greek, the famous phrase “ What are you gonna hav npared with Jason and his Arguenots. The nd tales they told would make an advance man for a burlesque show quit cold. Lat was used mainly by the twins who But Latin and Greek are ere youths com ' founded Rome and then fought a duel to see who | pared with the words once used in addressing ] owned it, ar their direct descendants a large and bibulous mob ¢ ted in front Nero mace me a musical language | of a mahogany counter known formerly.very e, thereby formerly, asa bar. That was when a man could f the fire laddies, let get a drink without having a first mortgage on ays it was izen to ask when he uked ert attracting the a tion e burn, Who ca used by doctors and pharmacists tmosphe F any Id die | another cit. to “have somethin Spir- Ifa man gets anything now he keeps so quiet jons for men whe the cabalistic symbe in writing of thirst but f itus Frumenti his felks think he has te A clam a Greek was the medium used by Homer in put professional ballyh artist al of the | ting over his travel tales that made Marco fellew who has fallen heir to an estate consisting i reet, Woodrow Wilson, and | ofanyam« Polo, Julian D: ntofhanllicker. Hisis the deadest | of all dead tongues. Drive on, Charles! used | | Spoke Before He Priced Customer—I want my five dollars back on | d umbrella my wife bought last I know I'm late, but— | Drawn by Ross Westownn te seem like stay-at-homes Greek is even now fluently and fh ¢ Clerk—Certainly, sir, with pleasure! | Saturday Shopper—I nore: you" nt ov oF soar, lars. We're selling them | Mx. Grocax, ‘cause tf YA ane | wox't excha: Here’s your five now for ten dollars. NAVE TO TAKE A BATH WHEN | GET Home 1000 Island House - Crossman House ALEXANDRIA BAY, N. Y. Now Open The two leading hotels in the 1000 Islands are now under one proprietorship. 400 rooms; more than 200 with private bath Fishing, Motor Boating, Swimming Pool, Golf, Polo, Tennis, Trap Shooting For rates, booklet and information address WILLIAM H. WARBURTON, Proprietor Drawn by P. Mite Old Sport Duck—“Gosn! Ir | covin stxc WALY THAT WELL I'D CERTAINLY GO ON THE STAGE. comicbooks.com