Judge — July 24, 1920 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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With, t Sars pene caste Ar L ible, Deceitful Women She was a pretty little blonde and she looked so anxious there in the Biltmore lobby. So I stepped up. “ Are you looking for some one in particular. or will anyone do: “T was looking for a gentleman, but you'll leading the way toward the Then we went up to some smoky do,” said she, dining-roem. roof garden “What are you doing in New York?” Lasked “I go to Miss Prim’s school,” she replied 1, taking out my flask of g full her e water ¢ Lime tossing across my cig long fin “Fine!” I shoutec straight gin and fil glass, at the ettes. We got ing home. Stop,” she said. “Stop or I'll get out and wa alk You're too rough.’” “But I thought you said you came from Miss Prim’: stuttered, dazed “I know I've net played fair,” she con- “T've deceived you. I don't go Miss Prim’s or Vassar or Smith or ntil we took a taxi go Greetings any girls’ school. I’m just a poor chorus girl trying to be wild; but I'm outclassed.” “Chawmed"—One dance with this type ‘ Yale Record. They always talk about the thatness of the that or G. B. Pshaw’s latest “ How do ye Not a question ment. Probably accompanied by a sr a state This class works slowly, but is sure to get you in the end. “Declighted”—With giggle and invitation from baby-blue eyes. Must never be trusted “Very glad to know you, I’m suah"—She is not sure, but it scems best to say so. Last sea- son’s deb. Expects to be bored and it is best to live up to expectations. “Oh, Mr. Stover, I'm so glad to know you I've heard,” ete.—Football hero stuff. Must use skill and ingenuity to escape this type. Mere nod—I bilities, but oh, man, you'll have to work le Record. Agreement “So this is the k is it? I'd like that,” stormed the in “Well, so would 1, mum,” property man.—Illinois Siren of a room you give the ce myself dressing in He vouchsafed the The Winner I love the girls who do, I like the girls who don’t; But the very best of all (And I'm sure you'll think I’m right), Is the girl who says she won't, And then she says she might! —Cornell Widow. “Let those things that can be shaken be shake —New Testasest. —Harsard Lamp 28 he Colle ger. Wits Irresponsible — JUDGE “Oh, Jane, | Ed?” Not very well, Doll ‘ve had to buy hairnets for my last five dates with him. »w have you been getting on with only two A Good Question He (explaining the game)—You see that man stole second Dum Dum Dora—Well, what did he do first? —Cornell Widow. The Twig Bent Senator—And what are you going to be when you grow up, Willie? Willie—A serat Senator (much gratified) —And do you think you will like being a senator? Willie—1 don’t know But Pa says it’s the softest graft he knows of. —AMichigan Gargoyle. Careless Damsel “What happened to Bill and Jack; looks as if they'd been fighting.” “Yes, they just found out they were both engaged to the same grl.”” “Oh! another tie-up scrap!"—Penn State Froth. The Risk Frosh (after attending a hygiene lecture) Some terrible things can be caught from kissing. Second Frosh—Right! You ought to sce the poor fish my sister caught.—Cornell Widow His Discovery “Iv’s an ill wind that blows no good,” said the farmer when he found a Flivver in the back yard after the cyclone.—Notre Dame Juggler. comicbooks.com