Judge — July 17, 1920 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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What Is Success? You must read what Maurice Switzer, business executive, econ- omist, poet and humorist, has to say on the subject in CASHING IN ON WHAT YOU’VE GOT | Just extra good common sense at- ' tractively and wittily served up. Every word is golden for those who are able to appreciate that cashing in on what we have is entirely ible if we will follow some few damental maxims. Maurice Switzer has. produced an unusual type of literature; it is unique in its humorous qualities and philosophi- cal insight, combined with practical everyday advice. There is the flavor of Emerson, a suggestion of Arnold Bennett, and a dash of George Ade in this book. Price $1.00 Postpaid Don’t miss reading it. Send in your order to-day, using the coupon below. 1 LeslieJudge Co. Tare T 225 Fifth Avenue | New York City Please send me a copy of “* CASH- | ING IN ON WHAT YOU'VE | GOT,” for which I enclose $1.00. Drawn by Carvent Sura Inquisitive Old Gensleman—But My DEAR MAN! Wuy are you ON A STRIKE? Striker—Duwno, suster. Great Provocation Hokus—Henpeckke may have his faults, but T'll venture to say you never heard him express envy. Pokus—Only once. You. know he married a widow, and when he saw her first husband's grave I distinctly heard him murmur: “Lucky stiff!” Qualified “I find that you have artistic leanings,” said the famous character analyst, “but are ab- solutely devoid of any sense of color or taste.” “In that case, what profession would you ad- vise for me?” “You are admirably fitted for a designer of men’s neckties.” Drawn by A. B, Wataen Tuose Epucationat Fitms “Say, MA, IS THAT THE FOOL HUSBAND WITH THE VAMP, OR THE TRUSTING WIFE WITH THE VILLAIN ?”” | | We were TOLD TO strike! Just By the Way “T foresee a war office of entomologists with strategic plans for the distribution of destructive pests by airplane in enemy countries.”—A French Professor. W Ak wesuspect, is destined to become more and more “civilized.” A creeping barrage of cooties should not, for further example, be too m uch for any wide-awake ordnance department. RANK H. VANDERLIP is to lecture on economics at Harvard, serving without salary. He is slipping, as it were; his last job, ‘one under the government, having paid him a dollar a year. HE man who would take candy from a child is a pretty good fellow after all. Omaha reports a man who stole the two front wheels | off an invalid’s chair. F the word gets around that he has something down his cellar, a man is blessed these days with plenty of boozem friends. The average person does not know that there are more large geysers in Yellowstone Park than in a'l the rest of the world.—A Travel Publication. HE trouble with “the average person”’ is that he is always clogging his mind with such deadly commonplaces as food, clothing an rent. Man, says Mrs. William Jennings Bryan, has always opposed those things which stood for progress. Is Friend Husbard included, may we ask, in the ranks of Man? Doing Her Best “How many nights out a week, mum?” “Unfortunately, I can only give you sever. But I can give you some afternoons.” comicbooks.com