Judge — July 10, 1920 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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She Knew Her Proper Plates nerous Maid—Aistress—Emma, | am sorry that I cannot give you my last year’s dresses as usual this fall, but I am so badly off that [ cannot afford to. The Maid (consolingly)—Never mind I'll look through mine and sec if. there isn't: someihiog:[ can’t ‘wear longer that might do for you.—Colt cord. ma‘am ny Sudden Changes——Mrs. Flathush 1 bill for domestic s¢ see is now before the Californis vants Legislature Mr. Bensonhurst “Why no! “How a stay for ten hours It won't work ¢ they going to make a cook Yonkers Statesman A Busy Week —Mrs you had a busy week? Mrs. Bocker—Rather; [ve had two bands, t landlords ard four Vew York Herald Knicker —Have hu Only One Mrs, Wiggs —Cook has only broken one dish today, dear. Mr. Wiges—That’s better. How did that happen? Mrs. UW Tt was the last one Pearson's Weekly Our Epicurean Help— Kitchen Cal ler—The folks here live pretty high, don’t they? Cook—Oh, yes, [ gave them to under stand they'd have to if they wanted to keep me.—Boston Transcript Striking Peculiarity DOG 3 Phat dog of mine said the The Sign of No very intelligent,” thing “DT have no sweet your bt of it.” replied the caller “Twas singing j und ba Fido if he liked the song, and he w his tail.” “But did he wag it upand down or from t now side te side?” “Why “Well he meant Statesman. from side to side, of cor I should say that denoted that Veonkers ¢ was not pleased.” Just Couldn't Foot Him —"T had a bird dog once.” the old sportsman ob that was really noteworthy. He never failed on ¢ One day T had him out for exercise in the park. wh served, * point suddenly he pointed. rigid as a stone. 1 was puzzled. Kame The dog had There was no possibility of dd. The mar Unkind seated on a be I thought the mar Jeweu 1 might have a live bird in his pocket. but spending Then that.-—Mow. Hewitl—1 shave myself don’t blar y money on a face like on Post. ight on you for not no, the man was in his shirt sleeves Thad an idea “Pardo you mind tel No, I do: Patridge.’ but would me Dela your nance? den yet? 1 he replied. ‘It’s No. My York Kev d "Started work in your gar- neighbor's been so busy working in his I haven't b heart to Detro: borrow his tools. St gon the Jump — Flathusk — Do you suppose that « urry rumors? rumors fly. The s dogs carry jump.—Vonkers State Not So Silly bumptious grocer to a shop full urst—Oh, ing cu: ners, “ves, [can safely say Ive never been done down. If I get anybody on the make arpas they are.” “Now then, my lad,” roaring at a small boy patiently awaiting his turn; “now then, what's for y What?) Wake up business man.” The Age of Woman I'mas s| lad; you'll never “Sixpennyworth of treacle, did you say?" Boy (timidly Grocer—Here are, Where's the sixpence? Boy (very red)—Inthe bottom of the jar Grocer London Telegraph Weary—“I don't complain about high prices any more.” “Why not?” “T've just got tired of hearing the per- fectly good excuse any offer for soaking the life out of me —Detroit Free Press. tradesman can