Judge — July 3, 1920 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE Scandal One Way A quiver ¢ tense excitement ran through Domestic Science Teacher—How can we ir the little group of eminent scientists who were prove the work of the cooking class? to witness the trial of the telora Mere Man—Make them eat what they cook H st triumph of modern physics Michigan Gargoyle possible was on the point of | d distant worlds were at | Catty id open to the critical inspecti Jack—Wasn't that girl a kind face r. Suddenly a ery of horror Jill—Ves, a funny k Pitt F scaped from the lips of the had been gazing intently Nevada Papers Please Copy rough the eye-piece. His hands clenched, his “There is only one good thing [can see abo i his tongue lolled li divorce.” s sake, Profes exclaimed th “What's that, old de wiates, “what on earth is the so “Well, it keeps people in circulation.” See” nell Wider On earth!” echoed the — pro positively mortified to death To a Chorine imbled upon a young lady un Mealy dans Mar Vale Record. though I Convinced Scientists say trees contribute First Frosh to the heat of the atm Second Frosh I've been w s so. Many’s the irch.—Cornell Wie * ‘ The Last Course is the Dinner Jacket Smith, [ poker last A ‘ Bert—1 hear Smith has a large wardrobe or seven ho aight * Behtram—Was he! He has enough to give Huh, ggle's s | Why do the girls always every moth in the world in Con seven minutes. ’ Widin Perhaps they are too polit flo nock — Columbia Jester a Soda Sonnets He—There goes Necessity Jones. , : A drug store is your face to me Tie Bear'Pia She—Oh, you mean that law student, But vat tte cone fac divi. his college frat pin why. the, "Necessity? Your cheeks show off the powder that He—Well, you know the old adage, “Neces- Just southward of his heart, " . aes », And vowed that from that resting place sity knows no law.” —Vale Record, That pin should ne'er d Years that passed. still Ever firm and standing pat Still wearing his college frat pin In honor of his frat [ sold you for a dime And your hair like heavy chocolate Sets off your eyes dark green. Which in turn, suggests the lemon that I've poured on your ice-cream allow whiteness, your brow A pure marsh-m Is the color ¢ One reason then I'm raving In verse about you now. One day two eyes confused him | h resolve took chase | Yet fear besets me all the day, For though I know you're mine, I shudder lest when we have danced— You will expect to dine Iowa Frivol. Theyre now in a little by With welcome on the mat { the frat pin?—fastens baby clothes honor of his fra A Pe wn State Frol Dear Me'!—Notre Dame Juggler 28