Judge — June 26, 1920 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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With the College. pay. Spxvon a eel pee al F Tie aa He and She The Bellboy Oh, Peaches, I adore you You are so cute this spring. And VU have something for you Next time I get a ring. The Telephone Girl Let not the thought encumber; My rings now make me lame And while I have your mi t Why should [ take your Mlinois Siren ame? Touched * 4 —Pe silane Shoulder Strap—Oh, so you wear your gloves _— Yu all the time to keep your hands soft? H Soup and Fish—Ves As Burns Would Sing It Today Shoulder Strap—And do you sleep with your Fee hi : ; Ye big catés of other lands hat on? or him a ninety-five is bad ; How can ye bloom sa fair? A nustyi book isiallilie/asks How can ye chant when you are lit In the Street-Car How:sad The Grind The grind sits down and plods his tasks; Columbia Jester ' And I sae fu’ of care Ree Man—Have you plenty of room, But I require other thrills; Thou'lt break my heart, thou bonnie bird Fat Lady—Ves, thank y« The gay life fills my heart with joy; i That deoks Lede thee Small Man—Well, then, give. me a little, My chief delight is running bills—- For sac I sat, and sae I drank please.—Cornell Wider Oh, boy! \ And wist pao’ my fate t Zomeijow The grind just murders every quiz Oft hae [ roved unto Broadway Sane L never While I funk mine, I must confe And put ma foot in line Think it’s right But would I change my marks for his? And ilka man asked for his drap, To merely leave Hell, yes !!!—Vale Record. | And sae did I for mine And sty “Good night, } Penn State Froth A Strike Wi lights heart I tipped my glass “TIL show ‘em,” said the hen as she kicked j \s bonnie as could be the porcelain egg out of the nest hey can j But Uncle Sam, he stole the kick make a bricklayer out of me.”—Carnegi . And left the foam with Puppet Dartmouth Jack o'Lantern Joke his ti ne in the gutter, “He spends most ¢ a drunkard?” a cornice worker.""—Dartmonth Ja Nom de Plume that number across the front of asked the lady visitor of the « on- Oh, that’s my pen name,” he explained, Kansas Sour Owl. Her Job How long have they been married? About five years. Did she make him a good wife? Izzy—No, but she ms Williams Purple Core Loss Almost Total First Prof.—I lost half of my week's wages yesterday, him a good husband Second Ditlo—What did you do with your Cornell Widow. } other two dollars? Figure of Speech He—I saw your girl in the garden yesterday with her stockings on inside out Him—What did you do? He—L turned the hose on her.—IWilliams Purple Cow. Candor Parent—Was that my daughter I saw you g last night? nes, Jr.—No, sit; your wife.—Vule