Judge — June 26, 1920 — page 20: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Unwittingly Quoting * Punch” -He was one of One of the Horrors insung, one of those heroes who had sailed from the United States just before urmistice and had reached France st in time to turn around and He had never explored in land even as far as Camp Pontanezen But the gushing lady who ¢ boys, didn’ und near the Red Cross coffee stant she cornered him: regenerations! have come out of it all as you went in! Tell me what great ke ut that lemons ai good for seasickness.”—The Hom team hitched to and he lost his way int nist and drove right through the American trench line, which was not un old road which Adam Had Nothing on Him | Discovered —Gladys—What has Ix of all the tall men, anyway? Hice—One always sits in front of me at the movies. —Film Fun Advice—A film of the fiercest pattern was on the bill of fare at th The beautiful red ‘eroine had wr local cinema. been duly bound and cast int with a savage gorilla by the becth browed villain. The villain, by the was in search of revenge “Oh, what shall L do? What s do?” cried the ‘ere s she es} ing towards untamed monster sprin There the audience nd silence in the orchestra. "Twas in nidentially)—Don't!—F de deed a fateful he (Me inevitable hint from th break ing the magic s rods when a doughboy jumped out don him with hands. “What's the matter?" shouted the Insult Siw driver matter with the Hush!" said) the ughboy in a low Director—Ue ret and agonized whisper. “You're headed a private. He was a sec in straight toward the German lines. For — the army, you sce.—Film Fun God’s sake, turn around and don’t sp: above a whisper.” Can't Be Done—There’s this much “Whisper, hell!” boomed the driver. abot “Pve got to turn four mules around.” — minded ¥ t the overall business—no serious man need think can York Tribune. play Romeo in such a garb and get with it, That only happens in “m uducah Sun. Native Talent —Director—In upposed to cook a meal. Do you know how? Movie Actress—O8 course; but 1 al ways hurt my hands when [open cans Film Fur scene vou are Completely Overcome—Blondine— Heard about Gerty Giddigad? Brunetla—What about her? “She was carried out of a movie last night with an atiack of heart trouble. “What brought it on “Her favorite hero v a picture and the film stuck for five Ss during kissing scene.” tonen Teleg being shown in minut Co-respondents—“ My wife's atic tions have been hopelessly alienated.” “By whom?” “By all of the handsome movie actors she sces.”—Film Fun, comicbooks.com