Judge — June 19, 1920 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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Two Million Motor Cars Will Not Be Enough A MILLION persons who want a A car will be appoi this year Any car with four wheels and a hood can be sold Consequently, million buyers who think themselves “lucky”? may be sadly disillusioned, after an experience of a few months with their new cars. Don’t buy just “any” car. Let the Motor Department of Lestir’s Weexty help you with its expert, unbiased advice, free of charge. Your car must represent a wise investment as well as a reliable vehicle of trans- portation. Fill out the following coupon in detail and mail to LESLIE’S WEEKLY 225 Fifth Avenue, New York, N. Y. COUPON Harotp W. Stavusox, M.-F Manazer, Motor Departmen Lestie’s WEeKLy Fifth Avenue New York City some of the two 1 am consider purchase of a and an the car to cost about specially interested in one of (make) My requirements for a car « Capacity Type of body self cared for b fleur Driven an ; chau would be I ha ving makes: ipproximately lan lers in my interested are territory: Please advise me as to the car best Suited to my requirements. Name Address The Thompsons By Sricktaxo GtLttLaN THOMPSON was a model man took his wife To picture show or cabaret to get a glimpse of life. (Let’s be true to Thompson he was game Wifey was a restless soul He nightly he was bored, but existence all) was tame.) Thompson rose at seven bells and washed and dressed and ate. Had a fairly paying job, and didn’t dare be late Nightly swirl with wifey took a tidy lump of cash Thompson had to scheme a bit to keep from going smash Mrs. Thompson lay abed till she was rested quite; Getting good and peppy for another purple ng as he ought to, on his job Slightly w “kn bly on his legs and woozy in the Thompson's in a psychopathic roundhouse for repairs Mrs. Thompson's stumped because it took her unawares. “Funny that big husky instead of me “Why, I'm just as delicate as d thing should break ate can be Impossible Briggs—These are certainly abnormal times The other day I actually heard a man say he'd like to sce Bryan president Griggs—That’s nothing. defending Burleson, I heard a fellow Draven by Waseictos Wier anes Hub—Why such excessivel Ultima Drool By J. Re McCantny ING of the lady Who sits Like an owl without feathers on the ring, The lest ring. Of Saturn. Of Satum Or Neptune What profits astronomy? Sing of the lady Sing of her hair— Especially sing Incomprehensible Colburn—Did you notice the bored expression on Dunbar’s face while the prima donna was singing “Home Sweet Home?” The song didn’t seem to appeal to him. Carr—Why should it have appealed? He was born in a flat; after his parents dicd he was taken to an orphan asylum; when he grew old enough to go to work he left the asylum and went to a boarding-house, where he lived until he was married; and ever since his marriage he has lived in a hotel Ruthless Ruth By Fuser Excsworrn Ruth went toa dinner with her husband, He sat quietly by her side. And it almost spoiled her evening When suddenly he died At the Beach ‘Oh, Mother, may I go out to swim?’ “Oh, yes, my darling daughter, But hang some clothes on each pretty limb For the po-lice insist you oughter.”” scanty clothing of late, dear? Pe— Nell, it’s all 1 can bare comicbooks.com