Judge — June 19, 1920 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE}) une 19, 1920 Ballade of the Killers of Joy By Ricuano Le Gatrtesne i Posdes ACCO next! and then—Heaven knows To rob us of what else they'll try! those pitiful anaemic foes Of all the things that dulcify Our mortal lot—poor you and I Making their mission—and commission! Where Pleasure is to peer and pry Why not prohibit Prohibition? make an end of those, he sneak, the tell-tale, and the spy Voking about with prurient nose, And fingering everybody’s pie. Looking with sanctimonious eve And sick tibilinous suspicion On all the fun beneath the sky Why not prohibit Prohibi Vis time t This nasty canker in the Rose OF Life. this small indecent fly, This swinish soul, where’er he goes Turning fair gardens to a sty, And hugging foulness on the sly; O send the fellow to perdition, In other realms his work to ply Why not prohibit Prohibition? En: wee. L, for one, would rath Phan live by Puritan per I: all the world is going dry, Why not prohibit Prohibition? Books Received Untamed, by Kd &C Rice Burrough \.C. McClu by Jane D. Abbott. J.B. Lipy Hilda M. Sharp. (G. P the Isle of Mist, by WW. ‘Var Tim ‘Thrift. (GP. Putnam nm Cn Pall Mall, by Oscar Wilde. (G. P. There's No Base Like Home, by UL. C. Witwe Doubled. Page & C vr Stor by O. Henr Doubled. Pare & by Joseph Conrad. (Doubleda tewart Edward WI D ve HL. Doran C ¢ Conference D. y Day, by Charles I (Brentan ) Norah Davis. (The Cer r, by Lee Thayer. (The Cen || [Comfort Baby’s Skin | | With Cuticura Soap int | | JAnd Fragrant Talcum Tue Avacratest House Dw rns The New Treatment By Sreicwtaxy Gittitas H'! had wealth we should inherit If our lives we lived with merit He had coin but soon must spare it With his relatives must share it Uncle Ben. He was western-bred, unbranded g. richly landed Cattle-ow Generous Now be All our hopes And his pik Have vamoosed aded. th the lish we're smarting! s imparting his life’s just starting Uncle Ben! \ nce ‘To be brief and sadly ea He was lately monkey-glan ors we're stranded s life-line has expanded Uncle Ben? Drew by Pave Ress " rr’s Danas on T “This is Mr rising proached the phik “Yes.” respone you are the hones! hunting, and, because I have overlooked you have come to make yourself known?” “Not ata trary, Iam the here to raise your “The editor of them Wall Street ¢ lay his pen to. but 1 the perusal of the villa spose the Wall St “Nothing. prob'ly.” except that they and the b “Ger Tuer Beso Me. . of? inflections * was the reply said Mrs. Fic home pirates do Prwavise Phe Rent Hog Diogenes, I 1 the stranger who had ap. »pher’s residential tub. led the sage. “And no t man for whom I believe?” with a ave bee “On the con new owner of this tub. and am rent fifty per cent.” The Reason the Torch of L yperators for ¢ wver says a word about the ed Front e, the Plain Price, erty denounces ything he can midst of her ge newspaper. “What do yot reeters have done to him?” Farmer Field udvertise in his paper in the replied don't