Judge — May 29, 1920 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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In the Chair I felt his soft breath on my cheek And the gentle touch of his hand His very presence 1 Seemed a breeze on the desert sand He deftly sought: my lips My head he did enfold Then he broke the silence with Shall the filling be silver or gold? Towa Frivol. “ar me In the Way He—What makes that fellow glare at me so? She—You're sitting on his ice cream “Don't sit so close, crowding me out of the pie Corrected Lord D'Aliverus—These blawsted Americans turn everything the wrong w Miss Tootsie Mylliens—How so, my lord? Lord D'Alizerus Why they talk about the Russian bally, when any awss can see they nean the bally Russians!—Dartmouth Jack One Explanation Rastus, what's an alibi?” “Dat's provin’ dat you wuz at prayer meetin’ whar you wasn , in order to show dat you wasn’t at the crap game whar you wuz.” —Lehigh Burr Old Stuff We editors may dig and toil Vill our fingers-tips are sore, Rut some poor fish is sure to say, I've heard that joke before.” Pennsyleania Punch Borel Differentiation Nip—What's the difference between a dance and a dawnce? Tuck—About four bucks Michigan Gar govle With ihe. pa oa Rm Wits, > or a Ey Wess Philosophy Woman may be called the weaker vessel, but we've seen some regular dreadnaughts. Many a man when he's courting tells the ob- ject of his heart that he is unworthy, and spends. the rest of his life proving it “Social Butterflies” is distinctly a misnomer. When one thinks of the way women go through clothes, “moths” would be more appropriate What good doctors know would fill an ency- clopedia; but what bad ones do not know ha filled the cemeteries—Mass. Tech. Voo Doo. The Armless Wonder Henry—Hadn't you ought to have some- thing around you to go motoring at night? Lizsie—Haven't you anything with you? —Stanford Chaparral. ow did you ever suc Why wher st down here the aD 28 < oe t Why Wait? The clock struck nine. [looked at Kate Her lips were rosy red “At quarter after nine, [ mean To steal a kiss.” [ said. She cast a roguish glance at me, And then she whispered Ic With quite her sweetest smile Ts fifteen m The clock Their Little Way No, I have never smoked before," she said blowing rings. —/ewa Frizol Fluttering Old Le using yc Reason Enough Binks (coming out of theatre) —Why did everybody ery during thedeath scene? They must have known that the actor was not dead Jinks—Ves, that was just. it.—Michigan Gargovte The Pessimist The Optimist Love is transient Love is blissful. Love is fleeting. Love is beauty : is nonsense. Love is joyous. is cheating, Love is duty is foolish. Love is ing, e is funny Love is honey eis fickle. Love is pleasure P Costs Money Love costs money 4 Record, A Good Vest Student —What about wood-aleohol? Stude—-L that? Student-—No. Stude— Filter and see if vou g Burr n't you ugh 4 handkerchief Lehigh any splinter comicbooks.com