Judge — May 29, 1920 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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the ments regarding the musical profession of which a few specimens taken at random will serve to give a tolerably good idea of the style then prevalent “TE want a Negro man that is a good house arpenter and a good singer.” “If any young man that plays well on the violin and writes a good hand desires aclerkship, Lean help him to £20 a year.” “To want a complete young man that will wear livery, to wait on a very valu- able gentleman, but he must know how to. ute. New Favorit “What has become of the horse editor and the snake editor who used to be so busy?” “Been supplanted by the ¢ and the jazz editor, TV surmise.” ville Courier-Journal. ija editor play on a violit “Lwant a play on the vic mitm that can to wait on a person of iteel Morality— Journalism is On one page of Mr Newspaper 4 great profession. Hearst’s newspaper that virtuous gen tleman takes credit for the trial and con viction of the publisher of *Madelir for the printing of a book which Mr Hearst says is obscene. But just as we are thanking God that Mr. Hearst is here to guard the morals of the American youth, we turn the page and find that the ch, n-like William Randolph | has metamorphosed himself into a spicy gen tleman who prints a lurid but racy ac count of the sexual irregularities of a lit- tle English girl who has fallen afoul of our Bureau of Immigration, Doesn't it beat the Dutch how a people who pride them selves on minding their own business can take a day off to discuss other people's failings. ~The Knot- Hole honor.” “Tf Lean meet with a sober man that has a counter-tenor voice, [can help him to a place worth £30 the year or more.” don Musical Times Want Ads in the Long Ago—In the ign of William ILL one John Houghton. who combincd the business of apothe cary with that of a dealer in and chocolate,” commenced an advertis ing paper which he called “A Collection for the Improvement of Husbandry and Trade.” In those old days the editor of the paper and the advertiser frequently spoke in the first person singular, while the advertiser also often spoke through the editor. The issues of this curious publication contained many advertise “tea, coffee “Is it true that that clock will yo for four- teen days without winding? ania). —Karikaturen (Chr av World’s Humor Slight was feared the our entertainment would not be able to Improvement — “It 1z% orchestra engaged for function.” That would have | a calamity imleed.” “Yes. The cowbells were somehow lost in transit, but we substituted a pair of coal seuttles and the effect was even better.”"—Birmin Vee Herald. Naturally—" Music.” remarked the long-haired man, “is the language of the heart.” “In that case.” takes things literally likes jazz must have a terrible p Boston Transer returned the man who “the person who Conservation — Kk violin Strong for In a high-gr to be 65 pieces of wood of three or more kin Greene said there are That settles it! Pm tor conservation of the will re- duce the number of Yonkers Statesman forests in’ the orld! I “Ves,” suid the vaudeville | “Tsing my own sc vtvice?” em — Advice performer, accept a word o| * Let else Louisville ¢ sing ourier-Journal A Novelty—“ Something new?’ ‘Eh?* “A musical novelty.” “What is it?” “A jazz opera written entirely for Kansas City saxophones.” comicbooks.com