Judge — May 15, 1920 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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) TO-NIGH TO-MORROW ALRIGHT Natiéires Remedy Pht ASLO S we wd THE IOEAL LAXATIVE Used for 30 years AT and “ON” are Different Prepositions “T feel for once that I have the world at my feet —not on my feet—for nothing in the world ever gave me such relief as Allen's Foot-Ease.” So writes a Florida resident after using Alle Foot-Ease, the antiseptic, h powder for the feet, This standard remedy is t! Finiversal relief for feet that smart, ache, perspire, and are tender and hot. Use Allen's Foot-Ease in the foot-bath, then shake it in your shoes. It takes the friction from the shoe, freshens the feet and gives new vigor. Futurist Stuff Everything has its compensations, including prohibition. Therefore, some day one of the thirty-odd million persons in this country who are experi- menting with home brew will discover a con- coction that will cure baldness. Classified ‘*Professor, how do you classify that poem on *The Dairy Herd’?” “That is a pastoral.” “And that ‘Ode to a Greyhound’?” “Oh, that’s doggerel.” Girls! Girls!! Clear Your Skin With Cuticura esetaneh Se start) xtere Drawn by L. G. Hart. Bingville Printer—Did Wacker Bilks pay the $27 for those posters advertising his dried prune sale? Assistant—Yes, he was delighted! He sold almost $3 worth of 'em on account of it. The Ultimate Thule By T. F. Mrrcnevt There’s music in the bill of fare, The clash of cymbals fans the air. The drummer’s off upon a tear To drag Apollo from his lair. I try to eat, my teeth beat time, To some composer’s raggy crime. The flutes and-oboes shrilly climb To some discordant treble chime. 1 long to seek some neutral zone Quite free of any xylophone Where clarinets must never moan And silent is the saxophone. * Progress “The old-time lover used to kiss her fan or her glove.” “We can do better than that.” “As to how?” “Kiss her lipstick. Next to the real thing.” Drown by E. Staxuer Tewxors “Just a Suave Unper THE WEATHER)? 2 “1 Want a Drink‘ THE! ERE are a lot of folks in these United States who will sympathize with this cunn youngster’s desire for a drink. This dimpled infant reminding Mama that it’s bottle ume expresses an emotion not un- common in these days. It would be hard to resist the appeal of this picture, one of the many noted covers that have ling picture ia yours cents, postage 01 JUDGE ART PRINT DEPARTMENT 225 Filth Avenee New York City Be ON ‘ssoelated Art Stual Studios, 4B Flatiron Bidg., Naw York The Dear Girl “T like Mr. Flubdub. He talks so sensibly.” “What did he talk about?” “Me.” Three Guesses “You must meet him. He’s quite distin- guished. Member of the League?” “Authors, baseball or nations?” Regarding Editorial, Subscription and Advertising Matters SUBSCRIPTION | OFFICES: Main office—Bruns Building. 225 Filsh Avenue, NEW YORK yoy peer Mexic Staale copies of prevent 20 cents each; 1917. 49 foreign countries add $1.00 @ year Year and 1919, 1 cents each; Rien representing themselves as connected with JUDGE oad ea aad credentials. CaDvER ISING 0 QRAICES: Brunewick 235 Fifth venue, New York: eette Chicago: Henry Bide. 8 oat SPP eT ae cans tan Seve te two wecks to 3 Pooeate OFFICE. 224 Filth Avenue, New York Ci jokes and “Conibaiineshoska liwrays be wecom by post Seetor unetr ret 20, By Louie fudge Company. Entered of ibe Reeatee gt Sem a 1 See Com, New vor el to iGseaber Pr President ner, * Fasted by the Sceialer Powe ‘correspondence 10 325 Fifth Aveave JUDGE New York City 2 7" Reaben P. Spoor Crin ten Jer New | Not sine junct an the movi tion as b to death, rather sr the Albit pear-culf of the ¢ great be proved h child—ni all the ti nausea. In the ing on tl dramatic Itwas a afterwarc knew tha and his 1 the dirty But h when anc of JUDGE you like there’s a Murder « res of G tective s “ st ANew E and New | A profor Mackall. foibles 0