Judge — April 24, 1920 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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It was past twelve He stopped dancing abruptly sorry, but I must go. “Witie waiting, eh?” “No, I'm no. married, “Well, don’t forget to pay the check.” eyed him suspiciously. “Would you mind very much if 1 asked you to pay for me?” He slipped a bill into her hand Vl see you here, tomorrow night,” and he sped homeward. The next night when he came again, he found her waiting for him. They got on wonderfully The dance had lost none of its thrill; but at twelve o'clock when things were just growing Associated Art Stud 540 Flatiron Bids. New York from sud I'm awfully really, but I must She XOLOGY by Willim H. Wilting imparts in on: en ige « Hasbad Should Ha: Young Woman Should Ha Young Wile Shoold Hav. Mother Should Ha i lother Should impart to Her Daughter ledge o Wile Should Have ‘and Table of Contes: Central, PHILA... Cuticura Soap ——— AND OINTMENT —— Clear the Skin Soap, Ointment. Talcam te. acirees: Cutie era Laboratories, lively, like festivities. But he couldn’t stay away. The third night found him at Spider Murphy’s, his jazz-queen in hisarms. With artistic souls rising above the common crowd, they invented original shudders of their own. Finally the orchestra struck up a particularly tattered symphony and _ they really began to dance. The other dancers. recognizing genius, made y for them, drew back to watch, until tney nad tne floor to them- selves. The crowd applauded. Just then Geoffrey caught a glimpse of a clock on the wall. It was past midnigt.t What should he do? He listened to the coaxing of the saxaphone and was lost. He literally snapped his fingers at the world, and took up the slack in his arm about his partner’s waist Around the floor, they went, the audience applauding as they passed Suddenly Gcofirey’s blood froze in his veins. There near the door with a group of her friends. watching him, stood Diana. They were evidently on a slumming party. He wished he could hide, but she had already seen him There was nothing to do but finish the dance. To think that she should have seen him in this low, this disgusting exhibition! The music stopped; he tried to slip away, but he saw Diana coming straight towards him. He looked at the woman beside him, painted, dowdy, with frowsy bobbed hair. He was suddenly nauseated by the strong perfume she wore. He looked at the approaching Diana, chaste, dainty, unbelievably adorable. He waited helplessly, expecting to be withered by her scorn. \s she came up to him, she stretched out her arms. “Oh Geoffrey,” she cried, “It wonderful, perfectly wonderful! Will you teach it to me Cinderella, was That Burning Question By Heres Cowes LiCron I haunts us while we're dining! It thrusts its face between The cutlets and the salad \nd dominates the scene! We taste it in the pude ding! We feel it in the air! We hear it in the pantry! We mect it on the stair! 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