Judge — April 17, 1920 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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ATHLETES Golfers, Tennis and Base Ball Players use ALLEN'S FOOT-EASE The Antiseptic, Healing Powder to shake into the shoes and sprinkle Inthe ot-bath, because it tak the friction from the shoe the feet and Shake Allen's Foot-Ease in the foe the mfort Into. your shoes morning and ne differ re during the entire The Government Vb: der for the Feet to the troops dur’ the war, 2 to Allen's Foot-Ease. At Jers every where, Sam- Free by mall. Address Allen 8. Olmsted, Je Roy, N.Y. Ha Onl Human mickL aN GILLILAN I SHAKE the has-been by the hand al And tell him he is looking grand. I do not jolly him, you bet, By vowing he will win out yet For that would be to advertise The fact that in my worldly eyes He showed the signs of needing cheer— ; That wouldn't be so kind; not near. | i I shake the has-been by the n ; And lie and say he’s looking fit If aught on earth I knew to do lo help that guy come back and through | I'd go ten kilos from my way To boost the game of that j I always feel that sometime I | Might let my one best bet go by r jay j I wag the down-and-outer’s fin And yearn to boost him up and in | I show no signs of knowing that He’s wearing an old-fashioned hat And other garments patched and wom Or that his breath is fraught with com I'd even buy the bloke a dinner But I'm much fonder of a winner! LEARN PIANO! This Interesting Free Book skilled player me. at m8 how varter usual cost. Dr Quians us Written. Me endorsed: by teading musicians vatorves 12s years. Play chords ece ba ev within Por here old for 04: page (ree book. ME Qeiom Conser tery. Studi» JO, Secial Union Bidg, Boston, Mass. SSivess (eo rsoner) ther rasne for 90 dare Pe jor 99 dare BTM yoo doo'elibe it retara it. SENO NO MONEY. MORE COMPANY, Dept. 495 St. Louis, Mo A Dutch Treat-y Peace (Continued from page 24) ing to be Joe Miller, the aboriginal joke-smith; and Robert Benchley as Adam, Joseph Cum mings Chase, portraitist par excellence, and a generously whiskered person, as Widow Log ury. C. D. Williams, Paul Goold, W. H. Walker, James Montgomery Flagg, nationally noted artists, were as good as actors as they are with pen and brush. As the small town papers say, “the piece was presented before a large and distinguished audience.” In this case the audience consisted of the editors, authors and artists who create the big New York magazines and newspapers, with a smattering of advertising men and publishers. The roster of the Dutch Treat Club reads tike an elite directory of American arts and letters, and no member strong enough to put on his glad rags and sit up at a table was absent. Nor was representation solely a New York one there was George Horace Lorimer, editor of The Saturday Evening Post,” who came all the way from Philadelphia, and Dr. Woods Hutchinson (medico and man of letters) from Brookline, Mass., and Albert Bigelow Paine from the deep wilds of Bronxville, and a raft of other out-o’-towr folk who get into the personal columns and have their names on the magazine covers from time to time. As a “‘one-night-stand” Fifth Avenue from henceforth must share honors with (Shakerag, N. C., and Tombstone, Arizona, “The Old Visiters,” as a dramatic tour de force, will live in the memory of those fortunate enough to enjoy it, along with such productions as “Ben Hur,” “The Jest,” and “Away Down East’ which, though enjoying somewhat longer “runs,” had nothing on the unique spectacle which throbbed and glittered and thniled under Delmonico’s roof. The audience was in Dutch glad of it The New Fairyland and Ry Besxjasis De Casseacs HE. passionate interest of the world in psychic phenomena and those dear old iri rs Mie ghosalar § points the way toa new fairyland The human race seems to have worn out the I magics. ‘The old wine-cups are turned down. Earth, air, sea and the bellies of the carth have heen explored. The magic of materialism is at an end. The fairies are moving into higher realms. Instead of discovering the North Pole, let us hunt for spirits; instead of intoxicating our selves with the Utopias of the literary magi- let us invent them over the ouija- cians hoard. The ghosts and habit-shells, and such, are not they are a good-natured, human sort who scem to know in their sleepy sort of way that the children of carth have got pretty well tired out playing the game of Ghengis Khan \ttila; and so they, with their tongues in their cheeks, join in the sport. Give us this day a mystery! has been the of the human. Led by Grand- averse; of a crew and eternal cry TONIGHT TO'MORROW ALRIGHT Naliines Remedy THE IDEAL LAXATIVE Used for 30 years fathers Macterlinck, Lodge and Conan Doyle the Pied Pipers of 1920—we go dancing and whirling into Patience Worthland, where find a fairyland without fairies, but something at least new—good, solid, hard-drinking ghosts and rollicking yarn-spinning spirits. Going a little bit insane once in a while is a way of recovering our sanity. Shed a Tear and Pass On ‘What caused the deadly feud betwee: Wombat and Flubdub?” “Nothing.” “Nothing?” “Not a thing in the world. ether.” They merely bought an automobile to In 1930 “What did your father do in the great war? “Made a million dollars.” STATEMENT OF THE OWNERSHIP, MANAGEMENT ETC. REQUIRED BY THE ACT OF CONGRESS OF AUGUST auth, 1902 ot yUDGE Llished WEEKLY at NEW VORK, N.Y for APRIL 1, 1920. . NEW YORK of NEW VORK Notary Publé ‘ork, Ns Ve. Managing Falitor, Nicicher, 225 sth Ave, New Vork, N J steckhoblers ownl 1 pee cent. oF more of total ‘of stock are “sie Junge Company John A. siete N ‘Athany No.” 29." Certificates filed with 2008. New York County Clerk, ¢, No. 2008. “Queens County Cherh = March in, 1900 Kings comicbooks.com