Judge — April 17, 1920 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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Difference of Opinion— What did you think of the senator’s speech?” asked the low-browed citizen I thought it was rather tautological replied the high-browed person Well. if it taught you anything, that’s more than it did for me.”—Bir mingham Age- Herald What Charlie Got At the sion of the school term prizes were dis tributed, When one of the pupils re turned home his mother chanced to be entertaining callers. Well, Charlie,” did you get a pri “Not exactl: said Charlie, “but I horrible mention.” —San Francisco meal. sked one of these Tommy Knew— Tommy,” said the teacher, “can you tell me the meaning of ‘repentant '?”” Yes, ma'am,” answered “I's how a fellow feels when caught.""—Stray Stories Tommy he gets No Place for It—The trial of Rollin Bunch, mayor, and Horace Murphy prosecuting attorney, of Muncie, was on in the United States district court at Indianapolis, and every day Muncie per sons and others who were acquainted with the remarkable case came too late to obtain seats in the courtroom \ Muncie young woman one day rushed impulsively up to a man acquaintance whose business took him inside the court room, and finding all the seats were taken she exclaimed, “Oh, can’t you squeeze me in there?” No,” he resporided gravely, there.””—Indiana polis. News “not in te Took a Lawyer— Mr. HMardiax So your son left us to go into a bank in the city? How did he acquit him- self? Mr. Timbertop—He didn’t acquit him. self. It took the best lawyer in the county to get him acquitted. —Boston Globe Oh!—"What do you mean by going around telling people that I am swell- headed and stuck up?” asked the Big Rather Light in Her Darkness dla Grande \ ff toujours em our friend Ca week wher ng a special drive marked that orgulous to an extreme degree.” “Oh, well, that’s different, Big Man.—Cincinnati Enquirer. you were said the Disappointed—* Ethel, didn’t 1 sce that young man in the parlor holding your hand last night?’ “Yes. mother.” “What was he doing that for?” “L really don’t know, mother.” “You don’t know “No, mother; [did think he was going to put a ring on my finger, but he didn’t.” Yonkers Statesmen December's Time Enough — Jessie Have you mentioned leap year in the presence of your beau as yet? Tessie-—Do 1 look foolish enough to pull a seare like that ona shy young man and T not knowing where my next steady is coming from?—Buffalo Express Got Him Worrying—Tom—Y ou don’t really imagine that girls actually propose sometimes, do you? Dick—Well, all | know is that this is Leap Year and some girls are getting married who never got married before Boston Transcript The Oiligarchy of Art RANT “Dix m francs ce tableau ancien. Je. comprendrais "i Sagissait d'w derne, au prix oui ct Chuile. Mais au NV Ue siécle, elle calait peut-ére quatre sou “Ten thousand francs for that old picture? . . . I could understand it, of cours were offering a modern painting—with oil at its present price. But inthe 18th centu wasn’t worth more than four sous a gallon!"—Le Péle Méle (Paris) Man “I didn’t say anything of the kind,” replied the Little Man. “I merely re- 2 comicbooks-com