Judge — April 17, 1920 — page 15: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

y Men and By Ieaxsirre MENTIONED a young man to a maiden of twenty. “fs he nice “What ¢ e look like? ‘There are se many handsome ones to choose fi ‘ 1 mentioned a young man “How much money has he make a year? There are so even though they aru older!” i toa maiden of thirty. I find him? Will you and she knew the value of ' 2 she asked { twenty-five she asked. “What does he any wealthicr to choose from. maiden © Where is roduce a bird T mentioned a she cried. For men were rare in the hand Ten year New York resident What are its conveniences, and will they re-paper? © T mentioned an apartment to a prospective “What does it look like?” he asked. There are Five years ago I mentioned an apartment to a prospective “How much is the rent?” he asked I think there are York resident “Can you make it less if L give up a room? others more reasonable in the city! The other day T mentioned ar New York resident.‘ Where is it?” “How can I find it? Will you show it to me?” ments were rare and he knew the value of a shelter and peace ipartment to a prospective cried, reaching for a taxi For apart at any price The Old Soda Glasses By Harry [asutos H™ dear to this heart are the old soda glasses. The big soda glasses we used to survey. heir breadth and their depth through the memory passes; We sadly compare them with those of today The latter have breadth at the upper end only; Like lillies they taper right speedily down; The dab of ice cream is both languid and lonely— Oh, where are the glasses in which one could drown? The old soda glasses, The deep soda glasses, The wide soda glasses Of an renown? ere | work."* Difficulties “What are you filming now?” “Hamlet in seven reels, It presents difficulties, eh?” “Yes, I can’t think of any excuse for lugging in our bathi girls.” New Wine in Old Bottles Booking Agent—Wender why we have such an excess of jugglers? Seerctary—Most of them must be ex-bartenders. comicbooks.com