Judge — April 3, 1920 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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ETI AAS ERY Ma eerie cies | No es Nee to mount all kod Dr. Isaac Thompson's ood since 1795. help keep you. 35e st Castes Sate JONN LTHOMPSON SONS & Co. 168 River St.. Troy, N.Y. Keep your eyes well Flapper’s Progress By Leoxann Haut Wit N Flapper was a little girl, All arm and leg and eye and curl, If callers asked what she was named She answered “ Ellen,” unashamed. But at Miss Prynne’s she quickly learned That such simplicity was spurned, And so, with Edythe, Phy'llis, Grayce She held, as “Ellyn,” honored place Six months of Jazz and matinées Of scarlet books and purple plays And with a pleasant sense of sin She signs her scented notes, “ Ellynne!” Different Willis—Before they were married he tired his arm out putting it around her. Gillis—And_ now? Willis—Now he’s writing checks for her. How to Obtain ‘Ammediate Relief from Foot Troubles It is folly for you to continue suffering the tor- ture, embarrassment and inconvenience of bun- fons, corns,” calluses, chilblains, cracked toes, burning, itching.swelting. pereptringroriti-emsell ing feet when, by a simple and sure means, you forever banish these foot troubles. My val- “Common Sense on Foot Troubles,” inte the eure and certain way to permanent foot comfort and ease. 2c stamp brings @ copy. FOOT REMEDY CO., 3661 Orden Ave., Dept. 124 Chicero writer's cramp from Ethyl Putakickinit’s Advice to the Drink-Lorn Putakickinit will Dear Ethyl, George and 1 are engaged. married next month. A short while ago we a house in the country and paid the first instalment on it. The other day George went down and inspected the cellar. Now he He says the cellar isn’t big home brewing We were to be selected says it won't do. enough to accommodate the plant which his rich uncle has promised us for a wedding gift. I tell him he can have the living room and parlor for his brewery so long as he doesn’t spot the rugs, but George says, no, we a house with a cellar that fits our He says we must wait until we What would you bedith must have brewing plant can afford something better «vise? Inswer: George is right. Edith, dear. You would never be happy with a brewery in the parlor, Suppose the pastor were to call. Wait and if George is worthy of you and his uncle's to meet both generosity he will find a home requirements Dear EP. Tam paying attention to two charming and accomplished young women, both equally desirable. One is an adept in brewing old ale. The other specializes in fruit brandies and other distilled spirits. I like hard cider best of all Which is the girl for me? Perplexed. Answer: Never mix your drinks around some more. Find a good hard-cider girl. There are plenty on the market Draven by Nowaas Avtnosy “Tue Goop-For-NoTHING” 2 ‘There are a lot of folks in these United States who will sympathize with t cun- ning young- ster’s desire for a drink. This dimpled infant remind- ing Mamma that it’s bottle lime expresses an emotion not uncom- mon in these days. “IT Want a Drink! It would be hard to resist the appeal of this picture, one of the many noted covers that have appeared on JUDGE, “The Happy Medium.’ Reproduced in full colors, mounted on a double mat, all ready for framing, this appealing picture is yours for 25 cents, postage prepaid. JUDGE ART PRINT DEPARTMENT 225 Fifth Avenue New York City i Dear Miss Putakickinit T have always sworn off during Lent. Must I give up home brewing now? P. BU Insuer: Certainly not. Anyone who swore off when he didn’t have to has suffered enough To settle a bet, please state in your valuable column whether or not the Golden Rule has been amended and, if so, how. X.Y. Z Answer: It has. Brew unto others as you would have them brew unto you Dear Ethyt Who is the patron saint of the home still? Scholar. Answer: St. John of Barleycorn Regarding Editorial, Subscription and Advertising Matters SUBSCRIPTION OFFICES... Main. oft aiding. 225 Fit EW ® ‘cents each; 1918, 20 cents es 7 zs pee themselves as commectel with JUDGE ould always he ginal i frodace coedenivals : ADVERTISING FICES Brenewick Bids aay Pile ed entry Wide 225 Filth Avenue, New Vork Cit e will be glad to consider jokes an ms should always be sccoppanled by post for their return. Wf unaccepted nt,"4920. by Lealie Judae C 295, Fath Reuben P. Sleicher Address all correspondence to 225 Fifth Avenue JUDGE New York{City comicbooks.com