Judge — March 27, 1920 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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reAaIKS JUDGE pays $1 cach for accepted BAD Breaks clipped from news papers, magazines or books, Each week $5 is paid for the most j imusing BAD Break received. Original clippings, with source indicated, must be furnished to show the bona fide nature of the Ban i Break. No rejected Bap Breaks will be returned unless postage is inclosed. No material already published as BAD BREAKS will be considered, and no BAD Breaks in advertisements are desired. The editor cannot enter into correspondence with contributors to this uriment. Mere typographical mishaps are not considered. Many duplications are received, and the postmark determines priority if consideration, Cheques for BAD BREAKS are sent upon acceptance. The Quiet Life in Galifornia— Ready for Breakfast—“She wore a c With her HUsHANps she settled quietly | This Week's Prize “Break” | white waist with a brooch, a bow knot 7 in the handsome home in the Piedmont CéniriBuied by and diamonds."— New York American. hills and was content with her friends a Pe , und her books." —Oukland Tribune Sorn e E., Reprorp Odorous Journalism— > up the ¥ Chicago, Ill. practice of taking your ONIONS pre- 1 His Crowded Crib—"Our only disap- , ; digested from the press."—Philadel phia pointment. was that William Winkle Building Up the Inner Man Exening in , i wired us from his country place that he “ Better build schoolrooms for NG! was down with one of his eve attacks and the ‘ boy,’ than cells and GiBLeTs Rough Work at the Hospital—"A\t . WAS IN BED WiTH A Doctor AND A | for ‘the man.’ ’’—Eliza Cook as | the Oklahoma Hospital, where Black TRAINED NURSE.” —Metropolitan Maga- quoted by “The Gate A was taken after the accident, his chest tine Magazine of Patriotic Se and abdominal wall were crushed.” -—T a Tribune A Flux of Absentees—" Many ABseNT _ —— ~ roe pupils were seen in the EMPTY SEATS B-r-r-r—“Temperature yesterday Banished—The Bronx Opera House Monday morning, when the teacher took — minimum 168; maximum 16°.""—Ot will have “No More Blondes.”—.V her accustomed place in the room of the — Citizen. York Evening World. fifth and sixth grades.”—Farmington (N. H.) Times- Uustler Solving An Old Problem—“He told Replaced the Boll Weevil?—‘He is the court he took the money to pay for — one of the best ‘d men in the country Tick-tock! Fire and Clock!— EXPLOSIVES treatment to mother-in-law.” on the subject of cotton raising under “The crock and the FIRE TICKED Macon Telegraph. Botsnrvik conditions, outside of the SLEEPILY, and outside the high experts who have devoted their windows the first tentative No Wonder Mrs, Armitage Was Undone! entire time to that investiga- n: t University (Ark. Weekly. flutter of snow was melting on bare boughs and brick walls."— wl Review ene ell The Income Tax Ex- plained—“It was money real ized from these bonds that paid the cost of the war, in cluding about $24,000,000 BONUS to each se he was discharged phia Evening Bulletin. Going Down!—*“The Amer- ican ELEVATORS fell into. the sea, from which their bodies were recovered shortly after- ward.”"—Toledo Times. Sure Cure for Ennui— “Cleopatra, somewhat bored with ennui, is startled by hav- ing an arrow shot into her supst.”—Philadel phia Press. Mean Innuendo—"Dr. RK W. Nairn, evangelistic preacher will speak this evening in the United Presbyterian church ‘The Worst Thing Jn Sharon.’ ” —Sharon (Pa.) Telegraph. Joyous Devotion—"The 11 o'clock service was GREATLY FNJOYED BY THOSE WHO PRAYED WHILE Dr. BAKER PREACHED. Jacksonville (Fla.) Metropolis. A Hip-Pocket Bertha “From the kitchen where Pa trolman Black pulled his .38 calibre gun AND SHOT HIMSELF INTO THE FRONT ROOM AND THEN UPSTAIRS AND BACK AGAIN, she is pacing the floor in stony silence.”—Des Moines Cap. Those Daring Vassar Girls —“The gorgeously colored wings of butterflies, mounted in gold or other metals, are being seen ON THE FACES of students.”— uughkeepsie Eagle- News “With a snarl on her beautiful face, she was backed a) Il, her hands locked be! M drin Cleela d (Ohio) Sunday New 22 comicbooks.com