Judge — March 20, 1920 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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j F i 3 t ‘ (} 4 Irrepressible, i i Some Impressions of a - significance in ay Child Reared by mith the volo The the Photoplay Matcous H. O x, Univers jelight and I hope you didn’t spoil the camera man the Director f capacity — B. W. Kyare, ground « houses, The Wise Guy The Gesunk that the cheer for the Prof. on the last day of class The Pants who chooses as ulty adviser the Prof you either Siberia or luxur < ot the girls all wear black tocking: ek hair; wh ders and o1 ers start for America; The Mase that laughs loudest’ at the — Prof.’s jokes The Patootie who always where in rable Giu quotes his I in examina- sepp and carissimas have innumerable bam- - Tbe Dumdum that inev Ireland—A place whe much be enjoyed his lec Yep—he is the Blinker all the people are villagers. who flunks the course clay pipes and unending jigs; J. L. Axprews, Columbia where all women under University, '22 ty carry flowers and over forty tend sheep; His Brilliant End where landlords are of . Sh da > Nick—It's too bad Bill stony heart, and addicted Cornell Cops This Cup stutters x0, isn't it?) Held to plug hats and plug cut UDGE'S College Wits Contest turned out to be a merry meet indeed. Multitudi be such a hear with the ladies Spain—A place where J nous were the jesters who jousted therein. Knight entrants from all quarters if i¢ wasn't for that, eh? > men are toreadors or ed their prowess on the field of humor, and that redoubtable Amazon, the ‘ack—Don't waste any dies, asd the idow, unhorsed—we mean outhorsed—them all. sympathy, old boy. Since reese ictory was achieved he main by Charles Baskerville, Jr., who gave the shimmy came in he’s ne S professional art n awful shock with his “Bosom Friends” cover, the most popular man t e fandango queens have ping a clever black and white drawing: and L. J. Kavana, who was repre the floor. — Epwarp wicked eyes and high sented by a full-page drawing. two headings, and several text contributions. Grorcr, University of P heels knives in their To Mr. Baskerville we take pleasure in awarding the prize cup for the best burgh ings; and the men picture. To Mr. Albert R. Stewart, of the Dartmouth Jack o' Lantern, we unhesitat tveli cloen and saahe ingly present the cup for the best text contribution. Our only regret is that there 4 awerere 7 po isn't a picture-and-text uj nder to the Versatile Mr. Kavan Picking the Wrong 6 The standing of the colleges is as follows: One nase Dector—Vou need a rest sai Armour Institute 1 Harvard University 4 Pomona College s Let me see your tongue Allegheny College 3 Lehigh University 2 Pratt Institute s He k—It’s my wife's Romantic Language Boston University ; U. of Michigan 47. Princeton University 32 that needs the treatment, They were together in the Brown University 2 U_ of Nebraska 9 U. of Southern Cali Doc.—Warrte GiLnert, garden. U. of Californ’ 16 New York University 1 forr m overh ir seeme Carlisle Scho 1 U.of North Carolina 7 Leland Stanford Uni- charged with romance. Her Carnegie Institute of Notre Dame University 3 versity hand crept into his. His Technology 3 Ohio State U 8 Syracuse University A Slipper arm stole around her. She U. of Chicas Oklahoma C 3. Trinity (XN. C.) Coll _ TE met an old negn looked into his eyes and U. of Cincinnati 24 Ore; Agricul. College 5 Trinity (Hartford just as [ passed she com- murmured. U. of Colorado 4 Parkdale Collegiate U.S. Naval Academy 2 menced to slip; and as s “Haven't we had lovely Columbia University 58 Inst U. of W 13 slipped she screamer. weather?” Cornell University 171 U. of Pennsylvania William: 1 “Gawd, [se slippin’. Gawd, le held her closer with she Dartmouth College 33 Penn. State College U. of W 10 T'se slippin’” WV found her 4 ardor of the true lover, U : > U- of Pittsburgh 2 Yale University 2 comfortably couched in a ‘ gazed into those lovely ¢ snow-bank, and she blinke i and answered. Well, Cornell has the trophy till next year (it has to be won three times to be at me. “Ah'm slup.* 8 Thad a wonderful round owned permanently), Who'll win it next year? remarked.—Corry Hiren ‘ of golf this morning cock Foxp, Columbia Uni- ii | The roses faded into in ters b comicbooks.com