Judge, 1920-03-13 · page 28 of 36
Judge — March 13, 1920 — page 28: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising and theater listings** from an early 20th-century satirical magazine, with light humor pieces interspersed. The main content includes: **"The College Boy"** — A first-person essay where a wealthy university student boasts about his lifestyle: smoking, fancy clothes, musical talents, and access to alcohol. The humor lies in self-aware bragging about privileged excess. **"Her Candor"** and **"Name of a Name"** — Brief joke pieces playing on wordplay and campus life, featuring literary allusions typical of college humor magazines. **"Aristocracy and Trade"** — A short joke contrasting a wealthy student whose father is a "cobbler" (shoe-maker), mocking class pretension and the irony that manual labor fathers produce gentlemen sons. The **"Selfish"** section appears to be ethnic dialect humor (using offensive language), common to the era but reflecting period racism. Most of the page advertises Broadway theaters (Cohan & Harris, Knickerbocker) and products like Anti-Kamnia tablets and Old Town Canoes. This was Judge's primary revenue source.
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