Judge — March 13, 1920 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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> ome amusing BAD Break received. Original Bueaxs. No rejected Bap BREAKS will be ret and ne BAD BREAKS in Mere typographical mishe Ch The Drab Lady—"In addition to the compelling force of her art, Miss Ruegger possesses a magnetic personality and a manner that is at once entirely free from iny trace of PPRECTIVENESS Duluth Nerald Breaking the Heart of the Word Senator J. Henry Walters. president pro tem of the Senate, takes up his work vonfident that the upper branch of the LAW-BREAKING department of the state government will do its share toward making the state a better place in which to live.” Adirondack Enter prise A Call to the Naked—" ALL woos WHO ARE PLANNING TO WEAR CLOTHES THIS SPRING Will be interested in the announce: ment from Paris that Paris fashions show severe lines.’ — New Vork Evening Mail Bathing His Optics—" Presently he spoke of youth and its dignity and of love ind its beauty, and as he did he pLuxcep his strange eves into those of Betty's.” nance Magazine Centre of Missionary Work——" Dr Mott presented a report showing that S,140 volunteers have been sent into the vorEIGN fields. Of this number 2.524 went to China alone. Lyprana, and adja cent fields, come second with a total of 1.570."—The Tartan An Indignant Defendant—Follow- ing a long pause the defendant replied Why, it simply means that a bunch of District Attorneys start to send a man to jail for an INNOCENT crime.” — View York Sun Criminal Magic—* Postal Inspector Kelieves Bandit Entered Car in patpry Sack.” —Heading in San Francisco Ex aminer. A Pattern of Fidelity—" William Wallby, foreman of the C. P. R. painting crew is suffering with a broken leg, whilst carrying out his duties.” Nelson (B.C. Daily News. dad Drea tl URGE pays $1 cach for accepted Ban Breaks dipped from news papers, magasines or books rust be furnished to shine the bona fide w dicated. closed. Ne tor cannot enter with source 1 unless post clipf rf " “Break” This Week's P. Contributed b Mas. C. W. Morrart Chicago Bureaucratic Glass o° Fashion “Deschanel is a strong woman's favorite, as for years he has been regarded as a French Bureau Brummell Kirkscille (Mo.) Express Wholesale Truancy—' ‘he police then surrounded the chicken house, broke in and found two scuodts and three boys huddled in a corner. much frightened.” St. Louis Star Patriarchitecture—" Mrs. George Fenton passed away about two vears ago at the age of eighty years, being 118 years younger than her hushand.”’—-Chilton (Wis.) Times Flotage Extraordinary—" Then an other wave of sea water swept up the beach and carried back yith it the Morri son pavilion, 102d strgét and the ocean. of about the same size as the hotel New York Evening Sun A Somnambulistic Feat—* Henry | Greene, astrer on the third floor, ran te Baltimore Sun A Born Genius “The girl, when but seven years old, was born in West Haven as a most talented little singer and musician, and frequently appeared at the Orpheum theater.” Haren Regi All Bottle Babi The first: duty of the American people is to prepare the youth of the land for the sorte of life Skagit County (Wash.) Times T..N. T.2—"Shot that Hit Woman Sends Negro to Prison.""— Headline, Newurk Exening News 2 teriv S§ ch week $5 is puid for the most ture of the Bav slready published as Ban Breaks will be » correspondence with contributors to this and the postmark determines priority In a New Pugilistic Class—"Stapp in yesterday with his street clothes on and tipped the scales at 1557 Springfield (Mo.) Republican If the Skies Do Not—"The trolley line should have the necessiry equipment to start WEEPING with the beginning 0! snowfall "--Neawe York American. A Likely Tale “Of the six persons Known to have visited the island in the past few years, in parties of two and three, only NINE are said to have returned alive, the others failing victims to the tlaxen-haired, blue-eyed, “White In- dians’ as the Mexican peons call them.’ Schenectady Gazette A Wife's Complaint—" She accuses the defendant of purchasing silk shirts by the dozen and other expensive clothing and then taunting and teasing her by refusing to buy her only one suit and on’ pair of shoes a day.” Steubenville (O.) Gaulle The Hopeless Sext—" A womans chance of marriage is greatest betweer the ages of twenty and twenty-five years when 2 per cent. of the marriages take place.—Minnea polis, Morning Tribune Not Altogether Criminal—" Their next burglary expedition was similar, Hull getting into another Albany home and stealing a breast’ pin. and some straightening our of the moral feet of little children who have stumbled from the straight and narrow path." — Vew York Evening Telegram A Conscientious Corpse—" The bi craseD wiped the blood off his lips with a handkerchief." Sydney (C. B.) Record. Maybe the Agent May Not Care for tt—“T'm going to the dentist tomorrow morning,” I says, “to get that tooth fixed that I hurt over to Goldringers’ and I'll put it in the hands of a real-estate agent while I'm out." Saturday Evening Post. comicbooks.com