Judge — March 13, 1920 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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| To the Wits of the World By M. Rounrenx, University of North Caroliha To thamits of the work, wherever they be To the weavers of laughter, hail! health over land, over sea, | Ww + We laugh at the That doom u: Laugh at the cust ¢ We laugh at the tax on our kale | t } ge uanine You Can Expect This Any Day RST ae, My girl's getting awfully careless Drown by Geoace J. Keun, Columbia Uni 7 Zatw?" “ ’ ' . ” Veh; had a three days’ growth of eyebrow Last night 1 if “Ain't Nature Granp Hewnrer Ryrw, Ohio State University. "21 * Gracious, Y ; The Strange Story of Mr. Gubbins By Lewts M. Dannny, Je. Princeton, ‘2 house of Einstein & Newton, famous importers of Swiss Cheese Holes. On a miserable stipend 8 per week T sup yzed mother, and six hu n : tL trudged wearily homeward to our humble tenement in. the " My wife met me at the door, the tears down her face ‘Oh, Wilby,” she cried, “what shall we do? Th nto the knoth rail frame fi T sank listlessly om , wowith it. A page of an open magazine caught my eye. and the words eaped at me 1 ‘Oh, yes, L know you. ure Mr. Adilled Sim ght at the Rotary Club three years ago. And did that stri ¥ name is Wilberforce Gubbins. Ten years ago I was 4 clerk in the N Today— but ¢ grandpa’s wooden leg.” Cor Seattle. met you t wife still got the xpert With a cry of delight Eran t pped in a check ‘ The next morning | knocked boldly on Mr. Einstein's door « n.” he si i I walked 4p to h d him calmly in the eye 1 would im <s him with ntal facts of life w that the 1918 Rhubarh Crop in 1 realize that the Koko Bird, which kward to keep from dust in his eyes? was the turning point in my carer As. Rather Rude Wise Sophomore Say, Frosh, do you want to see (wo cute little devils? svited Prosh—Oh, yes, sir. Wise Sophomore—Go to Hell —Lewty L. Hous, New Vork University, "22 Bella—Aod did tions? Stella—Gracios —Howarn B ¢ yes! Why it isn't rnetl “oe Drawn ry 1M. Mavue Univernity of Mickigan, “o+ New Ixvention ror Maxine tae Tacker Porutar { | | i comicbooks.com