Judge — March 6, 1920 — page 9: what you’re looking at

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How Do You Dance? Ry Joun Marre N Your Toes? You are sweet and sixteen and unmarried. You never go home until “Home, S Home.” You attend the Hippodrome, the Follies and the Russian Ballet. You wear fur in summer and 6pen throat in winter. You know all the new dances. You eat caramels for lunch, You have your hair laundered every week. You don’t care how: high skirts or the cost of living mount. You don’t know whether to go in for the movies or come out for ty. You think Jack is a better name than Harold. You prefer twelve cylinders ‘vo six. You fike to be called on the telephone. [t takes you one hour and twenty minutes to dress. You use blue stationery. You ride astride. swim the Australian crawl. soe Deven by Wywicron Wrttas The Wife Her Man You never went to cooking school. You slap every man who -Do vet Yes, You can tries to kiss you. You don’t want to go South for the winter. enjoying life your vocation Your Soles? four cylinders. winter, know last year’s dances. You sometimes wonder if you won't have your telephone taken out. You ‘do your hair yourself You like a good comedy. eat omelets for lunch. You wear furs in the winter. Your stationery is white. You go in for welfare work. You like to sleep late Sunday morning. You believe walking is good for reducing. You think a house in the country would be splendid. You named him Jack. You don’t know whether to send him to Princeton, Yale or Harvard Japanese prints are your hobby, big Jack your avoca- tion, little Jack your vocation Success to you! Your Heels? You are—er, plump and—-oh, forty. You never dance with your hus- band. You play bridge with You like to go You him inst home after the supper. You are fair and when you dance with your husband. until the next to the last dance. It takes you one hour to dress. You wish you could gc You laugh at men who try to kiss vou. { thirty. Drven by WOW Violets are your hobby, flirting your avocation, Long life to you! You quarrel You like to stay Your feet hurt you. yu are content with South for the You SCREEN Jim! Re et | made it with reservat nember the res made lution You know the year You have taken feel that something is too tight. before the year before last dances. your name out the telephone directory. You go in to stay warm or to keep cool. Your stationery is gray. Your maid does your hair. You wear furs autumn, winter and. spring. It takes vou thirty minutes to be dressed. You wonder ifa man will try to kiss you this season. You think a house in the country is a nuisance. You cat soft boiled eggs for lunch. You enjoy a stiff tragedy. You believe yoing South is a bother. You named her after your mother. You don't know whether to send her to Vassar, Wellesley or Smith. You b You prefer an electric. lieve that dieting is good to reduce. Salads are your keeping young your avocation, your family Your vocation. May you never ahem!—grow fat! Fresh! “TL see where they are having terrible Nood in France.” “Impossil “Why impossible? impossible these days.” “But the water there is always Nothing is “Teaus * Due Process of Law ay Twas on the stand in that case.” “LT thought you told me you Knew nothing about it.”” “T didn't. But under the reg ular procedure it took three divs Drama to bring that out.” ’