Judge — February 28, 1920 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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February 28, 1920 Vhere are a lot of folks in these United States who will sympathize with this cun- ning young- ster's desire for a drink. This dimpled infant remind- ing Mamma that it’s bottle time expresses an cmotion not uncom- mon in these days “Want a Drink!" It would be hard to resist the appeal of this picture, one of the many noted covers that have appeared on JUDGE, The Happy Medium. Reproduced in full colors, mounted on a double mat, all ready for framing, this appealing picture is yours for 25 cents, postage prepaid. JUDGE ART PRINT DEPARTMENT 225 Fifth Avenue New York City Between Two Fires What's the hausted.” So spoke the judge's wife, Muller. “Very trying day today “Is that one of your legal jokes, dear?” “Far from it. U had to meriate lady witness and a lady Lueyer.” matter, dear? You seem ex she who was Maud between a Exasperation By Littan Hart Crowrny “Thave a friend; He's an awful high-brow! T argue with him until Tam black in the face, And then I find That he is right Hell!" by William H. Walling, A.M., M.D. imparts in one volume Keowledge « Young Man Should Have cr Sine Hesbee. sheet Have tor “Omer People’s Opini 792, Central, PHIL! PURITAN PUB. CO. ROMEIKE’S ‘5s, CUPPING BUREAU 1 you tippingy which may appear about you. » our {ri ject om which you may want to 4 “MADE AT al GARS ewspaper BEST of the NEW RECORDS Disco's Selections ] a j Concluded trom pa, 4) dance record; and in He does 1 onstantly shutlle new deal | Peooy. Me ox Miami Snore 5 Or y Joseph C. » fascinating The waltz less breezy and rightly etty but languc Puase Leans to Lown. Walt | Nonopy Even. Medley fox trot. | 1. Yerkes Dance Orchestra 12240 First appearance of two very pretty from “Buddies” combined into a medley with charm, chiefly “Nobody Ever other incitements, and i: the basses Poox Lire Burenaruy Is a Fuy Gat Now. Medley: fox trot Fiurry Rurrtuss. One-step. Played by ll Star Trio. Victor 18641 Pianistic-xy lophon' nic combine the anrestraint of ir well-ke tricks. Proctry Lirrin Raiswow {' Your Anus. Fox trot. Walder Ustoria Dance Orchestra, Okck Attractive tunes played with fini j Party Lorre Ratsnow, Medley waltz { Dreasy Atanama. Medley i rrince’s Orchestra Well-natchsd waltzes richly nd sith Messrs. Campbell & B 1 few words Orchestra Warne Tie Lasteess Grow. Medley fox trot Played by Van Eps Trin, 1 Gaily descripti , hariot and the | Je shimmy You’ Br Suxreisep. Fox trot son Military Band. ‘owopy Kxows. Medley fox trot Imperial Three. Emer si \ skittish song with and a bit of lonesc i with pia’ phone Neat week Mayed by Emer Played by mn 10120. ely removed; D by a sare, “Concenr.” A Ballad of Unrest By Stevaxt M WHEN Unk the monkey of a long gone day Left the home tree for reasons ke thought best And on the pleasant plainland came to play Eaiexy And lose his tail and walk with outtlung chest; When Ag the cave man wearied of his stay Far underground within a stone - flagged net And built & hom They were but f sticks on distant clay vietims of the times’ un rest When Leif the Lucky boldly: breezed away Clad in new sandals and a goatskin vest, discover rice and swallow’s nest, When Hendrik Hudson on the selfsame lay, Secking some distant island of the blest, Rattled his anchor down in New York Bay ‘They were all driven to it by unrest When Chris Columbus took the trail of spray, Hooted and laughed at as a crack-brained pest, And put a new world under Spanish sway, ‘Thereby reversing English on the jest; When Daniel Boone decided he would stray Out to new regions in the golden west, Where there were buffalo and elk to slay They were just chasing rainbows of unrest V'rince, when this giddy globe scems glum and By indigestion and new ills deprest Go to th We would have tails still but for this unrest histories and sce what they’ say it, Robert, so hard to learn! I know, but it was you don't know your ___