Judge — February 21, 1920 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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Harry—Vhey say Jack 1s the fastest man on Fiora— My dear, you don’t know t I went out with him once and that Yate Record. e half of Shimmie London, one could see that almost immedi ately, had been his habitat. English he was unmistakably English, from the pronounced French lines of his clothes. All about him men lounged, in English-cut clothes, with English walking sticks in natty English-gloved hands. Americans. Ah, international mics 6 would not be! These were trade, without which E And now he picked his way carefully across the gay floor; and not once did he say “Bah jove! Gorblime”; which again shows that he was full-bloodedly English. He settled him self at a vacant table, and signalled the waiter What he ordered is immaterial, he may or may not have known the waiter. And then into the central enclosure there came the vaudeville. Act after act there came—men who yodelled women who warbled, a duo which accentu 1 its jokes by profuse slaps on the back, and other which reached the same effect by excessive Moroseness. nd then onto the polished floor there glided n and a woman, who slithered and slid around the floor in perfect harmony. And ther suddenly they stood stock still. And shook In horizontal peregrinations they shook. In undulations that made their bodies a single shaking jell, they shook. And from the citizens and citizenesses there burst forth peal upon peal of applause, plaudit after plaudit. For was not this the great American dance? But the Eng lishman leaned back affrighted Well,” said he, girl!" —Columbia Jester I only ‘opes ‘e marries the Joyous, Loo« Out for the College Wits Contest Number! O many s i Cottece A Half Truth Silk Sox —Did Angeline tell you the truth when you asked her whether she wore half hose? Knit Tie Ves S. S.—What did she say? K. T.—-None of my business. a Frivol, She Said ‘No Mother Why did you let him kiss you? FAith—Well, he was so nice about it. He asked. Mother—The idea! must learn to say “no Fdith—That's what I did say if I'd be very angry if he kissed me Tar Baby Haven't I told you you He asked me Carolina Triolet of Regret Her lips were co near— And T hadn’t the nerve. “Twas the chance of a year Her lips were so rear.) She was angry, I fear. And her scorn I deserve Her lips were so near And T hadn't the nerve Princeion |The Reflectice One— After al , poker—there a lot depe 28 Tess—Jack says my he has ever seen. Bilt—Ind ced? Well, Il mouth is the prettiest Ornithology Just because a fellow’s pigeon-toed and chicken-hearted doesn’t say that he's a bird Pennsykoania Froth Jack—Why do you call that attorney “Ne cessity Jock—Because he knows no law, Wampus California Oh, the Dutch Teacherette—Why didn’t you send up a man to mend our electric bell? Electrician—He did go, madame, but as he rang twice and got no answer, he concluded that there was no one at home.—Lehigh Burr The Senior's Jest Senior—I've got a gurt that’s been in the hospital in Durham for nearly a year ‘oph—Too bad, chappic. What with her? Senior 1 matter She’s a nurse.—Carol.na Tur Baby Compromising Situation Dot (protesting) —Don’t do that. Bill— Dearest, don't you crave affection? Dot—Yes; but why treat me like a cafeteria and help yourself?—California Pelican Oh? He said to her, over the telephone, After his weekly visit “Dearest, will you marry me?” “Why, yes,” she said, “who is it?” — Princeton Tiger. comicbooks.com