Judge — February 14, 1920 — page 40: what you’re looking at

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Wi at x DCG & AT 14 Anb L S& FIVE MINUTES TO THE WHITE HOUS SHOPS AND THEATRES 3X Wht Hotel o Home Comforts ~ FRANK P. FENWICK Owner and Manager Distressing Subject What would you like to drink, waiter suggested. “Now, sce here,” the patron exclaimed peevishly; “what is the use of wasting my time in telling you, merely to satisfy what can be only an idle curiosity, what I would like to drink? Just bring along whatever unhappy wetness you are afflicting on a helpless public at this time, and say nothing about it.” sir?” the Answers to Probloid No. 3 Best Letter of Daughter to a Mother about to Marry Ndvice fro By Geretr Buror EALLY, the daughters of this genera tion are cynical girls; they scarcely dare trust even their own complexions, And as for the h bears! and market the girls are all Surely the stock in marriage, to judge from Jcpcr’s correspondents, is way below Pa And so, since theyare all so pessimistic, I shall have to give to the most hopeless the First Prize Dear Mother 1 judge ticularly pis still life and punck in dvice DON'T!" 164 E. goth St York City) par and the winner also contributes an able alterna- uve “Dear Mom The roth Amendment your scheme may stop So hurry!—the Op. An ole vet like show fear Be “popper”? leap year!” 18th. still permits you should never yourself, just for this i Charles writter might had Weisberg of letter as witty Iphia have wor Mt say all suur troubles be ‘litte ones.”” of Pater: however, seems ulmost too mercenary. Hi and introduce a millionair adds her offer of hely lolly him to sign a deed All in black and Hat that y Let me tackle him and then, 1 don’t succeed That it is the mothers rather than the daugh who yearn i nm of Henry rof New Y Dear Mother Marry les is the opin a man with a check account big enough to belittle the Count of no Discount this Count and it until you find a man of punt on me for ad- and your happiness will be well that Cou some 3 vice accounted for.” \ JubDG Every. Married Couple and all who contemplate marriag. Should Own this complete informative book “The Science of a New Life” By JOHN COWAN. M.D. Vregnancy fioement. TWIt SLEEP. Nor Tow a Happy ned Life & Secure! a'FREL J. S. OGILVIE PUBLISHING CO. 64 Rose Street New York City Millions 72 4 © No Paste Necoeo Bi TB to mount all kodak Y pictures, post cards.clippings in all But, as widows are still as dangerous as they were in Sam Weller’s time, perhaps the best things daughters can do after all is to keep 0 of it, and trust that their new daddies bring handsome wealthy sons to console them My Lady By Josern P. 1pere upon my lady's feet and ¢ HANRauan xquisitely petite, sh to say in passing by— Her Shoes took—three weeks’ wages. My Lady’s Form, to make no fuss Would charm the most fastidious, I'm tempted here to dally— Her gown a Virtuoso wrought, That simple gown—on afterthought Cost rather more than would have bo Ten shares in Lehigh Valley. My Lady’s Hat; my Lady’s Gloves, The Furs my little lady loves, Otter and Fox, and Beaver, Complete her walking-out array, I hope she spends a pleasant day, Tam to meet, while she’s away, My Bankruptcy Receiver. Regarding Editorial, Subscription and Advertising Matters PTION OFFICES s Fifth Avenue, NEW V as the new must be sent in with te 2 Address alt correspondence to 225 Fifth Avenue JUDGE New York City