Judge — February 7, 1920 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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We will pay $1 each for ation contributors ge of this department. Ma determines their acceptance, and payment is made accordingly Naked Truth?—The BARE FEET Blank was not a sailor and an exceed. ingly vague description of his appearance was all that could be got out of him. New York Times A Speaking Glance—“Hack mut tered at him angrily out of those nar rowed, bloodshot eyes.” —Saturday ning Post Lost in Thought—Some months ago the woman was tried at Belvidere on a charge of bigamy, and acquitted on the ground that she thought her husband was ALIVE.—Vew York Telegram That Woody Flavor—The patients are first stricken with blindness, then they become peLictous following which they lapse into a comatose state and death follows.—South Manchester (Conn.) Herald The Profiteering Bard—A volume of Shakespeare’s pouLTRY recently sold for $100,000 in Philadelphia. —Nashville (Tenn.) American. Hillery's Popularity—Hillery was injured in a coal mine accident several weeks ago and his friends will be GLap to know that his condition is gradually OWING — WorsE.—Richmond — (Mo.) A “Bull's "* Eye—And she aimed to be accurate, the great PAULT of so many thousands of stenographers.—Cincinnati Post. Perpetual Motion—Mrs. Fred Tracey of Oxford, Chenango Count hamlet near here, has been speetinc for eight days.—Alhany Times. Social Bonuses—The hours were whiled away in various amusements An elaborate COLLECTION was served ceptable “* Bad Breaks” amusing error of the types or a funny expression, JUDGE must be sent in to show the bona fide nature of the * break hed as ** Bad Breaks” is desired by JUDGE. We beg the patience of our readers whose“ Bad Breaks" uphs on hand and can print but a few of these each wee It is obvious that only mirth-provoking paragraphs can be published. ny duplicates of acceptable material hav realks ill pay $5. The origin No rejected been received This Week’s Prize ‘‘ Break"’ Contributed by Haroto G. Annett Brooklyn, N.Y. The Female of the Specie “Pasquale Pignuolo, Depart- ment of Justice Agent, acquitted in Federal Court of charge of ac- cepting BRIDEs for allowing illegal liquor sale.”"—New York Ilus- trated News Down Hill Work—Miss Alma Tell will be seen in the leading ROLL.—Brook- lyn (N.Y.) Times Mother Love—To the burden of her own six pups, some scow has dl the eof three foster children, the orphans f the Airedale mother.—Chicago Herald Examiner The New Census Method—After an hour's labor over the man on the operat- ing table at the Evanston hospital, it was ascertained that his name is “Jim” Vostruch.—Eranston (Ill.) News-Index. Read in the Bone—The Gent lewoman was the first magazine to come out filled from cover to cover with actual BONTPTED successes of women.—Rrading ( Pa.) Gen- Uewoman Omnipresent Mr, Palmer—While in ENGLAND Mr. Palmer spent some time in Hamburg. GERMANY, and. other ports.— Grays Harbor Washingtonian, Hoquiam Wash A Gentleman at Home—" Oh!” she answered. It was all she stid. Stephen left in a few minutes, after he had stooped to Kitt his mother and to rumple Helen’s soft hair—Charleston (W. Va.) Mai may be clipped from news papers, magazines or books. 1 clipping, with its source indicated in each instance, will be ret: Bad Br been accepted for publication. The editor of * Bad Breaks” cannot enter into correspondence with Mere ty pogre Priority o Cheques for.successful contributions are mailed on acceptance “Bad Breaks” For the most ned to senders unless postage is * in advertisements will not be We have some ical mishaps do not come within receipt, as shown by the postmark, A Pill for Our Mare—* Mary Nos- trum,” by Ibanez, at $1.90.—Ad>. in Washington (D. C.) Post. Great Was the Fall Thereof—be tween 12 and 14 FEET of snow fell here yesterday and Sunday night.—Oswrgo (N. VY.) Times. Catapulted by a Can—When Mrs. George Taylor tried to-heat a ¢ plum pudding that came in a can, the blame thing exploded, LANDING her in the hospital —Tacoma (Wash.) Times icatessen Tablede'Vote—After three efforts to ratify the Peace Treaty the Senate last night laid it aside and ended the specicl All compromise efforts to secure EATEN.—Gridley (Cal.) session a ratification wei Globe. Mixed Dates—Wash the floors once A MONTH POR SIX WEEKS with oiled soap, and wipe dry with a soft cloth.—Norfolk (Va.) Ledger-Dispatch. Figure It Out for Yourself—The couple were married at Empire, MAy 16, rorg, and have SIX CHILDREN.—Panama Star & Herald. A Little Learning—Miss Mary E. Callahan learned today that she was the mother of three football captains Bridgeport (Conn.) Post. Too Much for Her—Following cle on the heels of these two was Miss vent Beachy, who wore a crepe de chine, OVERWHELMED with blue mull.—Pitts burg (Va) Index-A ppeal. A Chink in His Armor—Ah Loy, who has spent TWENTY-SEVEN of his FOURTEEN years, in prison, must retum to serve a twenty-year sentence because he broke his parole by stealing a bottle of milk valued at eight cents.—Wisconsin State Journal. comicbooks.com