Judge — February 7, 1920 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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Drawn by Heawas Patwen Digest of the World’s Humor Mutual Admiration—\ venerabl justice sat in the place of honor at a reception, As a young lady of dazzling charms walked past he exclaimed, almc involuntarily: “What a beautiful girl!” The young woman overheard the jus tice’s compliment, turned and gave him a radiant’ smile. “What an excellent judge!” Houston Post she said. Turn About Is Fair Play—The fol lowing is told of a late railway magnate and a prominent Philadelphia lawyer id the magnate to the lawyer: “T want you to show that this kuw is unconstitutional. Do you think you can manage it?” Easily,” “Well. go ahead an the case.” *'m already at home in it ground perfectly. [t's the same law you had me prove was constitutional years ago.” Lancaster: News-Jowrnal answered the Lawyer get familiar with T know my two “TL should hate to have I shall try to A Safe Move «husband who argued marry a lawyer.” “Why, Lawyers care the argue.” “But not without a fee.’ tseo Chronicle San Fran The Trouble ease acquitted himself very well.” “Yes, but he couldn't get the jury to Baltimore The lawyer in that do as much for his client.” I meric Dubious—“I'm doubtiul about an acquittal.” “But your client is very beautiful.” “Too beautiful, | fear, We've got a lady jury.” — Louisville Courier-Journal. The Shortage of Small Coins in Paris ‘ 3 “Thad to buy ange."—Le J Matter of Evidence’ One of the at torneys for Steve Beck in his recent trial in criminal court on a charge of man slaughter was questioning a man for jury service in the case. “Do you believe,” he asked, “that a man necessarily is guilty of manslaughter if his automobile runs down another person on a public highway?’ “No, sir,” replied the jury talesman, “not unless the other person dies,” Indianapolis: News Vividly Described—" Rather a spicy case is being tried in one of the local courts.” “A twenty-minute kiss is featured “Demonstrated, you s “No; merely tossed to and fro by the opposing lawyers, but some of those chaps are wonderful word painters.” Birmingham .Age- Herald. 7 Links-Eyed —Dubb—I don’t like my caddie; he laughs every time I play badly. Gubb—L noticed he had a perpetual grin. Boston Transcript Discouraging — The Colonel — I'm playing Mr. Smith tomorrow Caddie—He canna play at all The Colonel hen VIL beat him Caddie—No, ye John O'lon don’s Weekly. wunnal Practical Persons—"You never hearot anybody addressing a poem to hiscaddy.”” No. “sul pathy and gratil players and their faithful caddies. doubt, but the average golf player has neither the time nor the ability to write and the average caddie would rather be presented with a dollar bill than a bound volume of eulogies.’ Birmingham Age- Herald. there must_ be bonds of sym ude between many golf poctry Links Cooties—His father had taken him out to the golf course. That eve ning he seemed to be ill at case “Willie.” said his mother, “what is the matter with you? Ewish you'd stop scratching yourself.” *Tdon’t know what's the matter, but T guess I must have got some of those gol! bugs on me,” was Willie's reply.— Detroit Free Press Or Saw a Pitcher Winding Up “Yes, L was on the battleship when she cleared for action and I assure you it the most thrilling and impressive mo ment you can conceive.” “Huh! I guess you never stood by when a golf club champion was getting ready to drive.” —Boston Transcript comicbooks.com