Judge — January 24, 1920 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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The Young Striker By Msy Dasurorv Chapter 1 Quite a Fine Trafickop Patrik Wheatena was a corpulant trafickop of 32 who moshoned viacles to stop and go at a corner on Boylsten Street. He had a dark blue suit and white coten gloves. He looked very elygant at his work and peaple used to stair at him in admirashon of the way in wich he mo. shoned with his rarther long arms. Here we will end our chapter Chapter 2 Patriks Idear Patrik said a friend to him one day I hear you have desided to go on strike as you dezire beter pay and treetment and also membership in a Policemens Union. Well yes that is the correct idear said Patrik stretching up his hand to stop a small but costly Rolls-Royse we expect to show this town where to get off at. Oh I sce said his friend perlitely and he dodjed back to the sidewark in perplexity. He was rather a thorghtful man. . Chapter 3 How it Ended How can I ever marry you Elsie without a said Patrik peavishly a weak later [had ie (fiercely) —I'm certain She (passionately) —Leave the Lous Jani Irresponsible Are You In on This, Fellows? N the same principle as an intercollegiate O track meet Judge has organized a Cot- Lace Wrrs Contest. Drawings, articles, poems, jokes are sought as entries in’ this b competition of cleverness. Undergrad Il colleges are invited to send in their contribu- tions at once The accepted material will be published in a pecial Co: Wits Contest Nemaex of to appear March 6 Each contribut tributor and each item, whether drawing, artick joke or humorou . will score for the con tributo nd will be paid The f © best will t a specially de text contrit in will alse character. ‘The coll ing in miscellancous contributions will be a large silver trophy for one year. ‘This trophy must be won three times for permanent posse sion. All material entered in this contest must be ived at the Judge office not later than Fels Jor designs (in any medium) intended duction, must be in by J v 1 contributions: l rifuh Acenw Postage for the r in case of re- jection must accompany cach contribution thort to be back at my geob before now. Elsie Oysterette chued vigerously on a wad of dubel- mint. Stuff luck she said spiting it out but you can’t marry me now at all Patri’k; my lad What said Patrik angrely what can you mean by that. Oh he is one of the volenteer trafickops the kind that wears a white stripe of clothe around his hat she said smileing daintely. Who is? said Patrik terning compleately crimson at least in his cheaks. My adorable husband said Elsie coyly licking the ruge off her rubey lips. —Harvard Lampoon. Plain Murder College President—Y ou are suspended for the term of three months. Freshman—V'l be dead if T hang that long. —Carolina Tar Baby. Watch M Mary, I think we'll have boiled Are there Mrs, Nuwed: mutton with caper sauce for dinner. any capers in the house? Mary—No, ma'am Mrs. Nuwed—Then go out into the garden and cut some.—Lehigh Burr. Clothes Make Mabel Slim—You don’t seem as enthusiastic over Mabel as you used to. Jim—Naw, I saw her in a gym suit 2a Tam Dying, Egyptians, Dying! I was dying for a smoke But I feared she might So I dared not dare to hope lo catch a cigarette But To stid, “Dear, may | smoke? I hate to bother you.” And she said, “I’m glad you sp I'm dying for one toc Carolina Tar Bath Why the Rush? Fan (late arrival, out of breath score? What's the n—Nothing to nothing Fan—Good game, ch? n—T don’t know. [t hasn't started yet Washington Sun Dodger Capon Purpose We know a joke about why the chicken crossed the road. But we won't pullet— Cali A Shaker Girl e Sara was a shimmier, ig She shimmied pretty keen, \ The boys all liked to watch her shake Her wicked tambourine. Washington Sun 1 Note the st to ass Theb ** How are you getting with your mote But I'd feel a lot treets were not so ~Mass. Tech Vm all right comfortable if the xpetienced pedestrians.” Doo. comicbooks.com