Judge — January 10, 1920 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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jewa POTEL WASHINGTON . DC. 2 AT 1444 AnD L S&- FIVE MINUTES TO THE WHITE HOUSE, SHOPS AND THEATRES & he Hotel of Home Comforts ~ FRANK P. FENWICK Owner and Manager A Boy’s Reasons for Loving His Dog By W. W. Warterock He doesn’t make me wash my face and hands. make me go to school He doesn" ¢ to bed at half past eight He doesn’t take a bath Saturday night, whether I need it or not He doesn’t forbid my going in swimming He doesn’t tell lies, but he doesn’t mind my telling them He doesn’t try to improve my He doesn’t ask embarrassing questions He doesn’t mind my fighting ake me say, “Yes, sir,” and to people I don’t like n't lick me—at least, not with a He doesn’ unners. slipper. He doesn’t leave his dinner plite to be washed SEXUAL KNOWLEDGE ILLUSTRATED WIRFIELD SCOTT MALL, M.D_PL.D. SEX FACTS MADE PLAIN Wiat ever very you What ver youre pesbes oA iat Crery your By Way of Variety Ry Haxry Hasire THe busy merchant desk just off the ce dup from his nting room—all merchants in stores have counting rooms—and suw before him a sturdy young fellow latter chant. “Were you ever in my employ Ves. you were my first employer. My name is Albert HL. Bink to accept what : Mt eplied I left an office boy’s position with vor 1 to bea better the hig he by strict at opening Since then have steadily advances uta hand some salary. Iam about to leave for Japan there to act as my firm’s resident representative r the entire territory of the Orient.” Iam rejoiced to hear it er—Mbert {ropped in, E presume, to tell me tell you.” said his visitor, taking up the that Edo not feel that TE owe all my of your good for purred the busy merchant sentence Past success and excellent future prospects to you and to the lessons learned in your employ That is all, sir This, as you will perceive. is Good day htly different business anecdote from in the reader, JUDGE There are a lot of folks in these United States who will sympathize with this cun- ning young- ster’s desire for a drink 7 This dimpled infant remind- “TE Wanta Drink!’ ing Mamma that it’s bottle time expresses an emotion not uncom- mon in these da It would be | of this picture, one of the many covers that have appeared on Jl ban, ‘ ¢ Happy Medium.” Reproduced in full on a double mat, all ready for framin: this appealing yours for 25 cents, postage prepaid. JUDGE ART PRINT DEPARTMENT 225 Fifth Avenue New York City picture conherolf Drawn by Dox Hane Tue Exxins Fairy axe so Foxo or Music Tuat Tuey Have Pirro tne Pnoxocrarn to Every Room ix tHe House 2 Janua grou alfa mat brie nam loya ones runs pho Tak Hen ing ; Koi grin td fron fon son Peel you God disg Glace tion tsk ene rash ve com comicbooks.com