Judge — January 3, 1920 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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Draven by C.D. Stats Cu. -I've got to buy need it at the time cehen they need, and in the quantity that they happen to need These suggestions, my dear sir, are e esent for a man I don’t like very mu Clerk—A bone-handled corkscrew wouldn't be a bad idea intended mere hnny Bull What would you suggest minute like a rat up a raiter, it’s no time to waste anything that can be made use of. ick and Aunt Your Uncle Vizzy are con next week, and you know they always have something or nuther the matter with em.” An Historic Typographical Error The Declaration of Inde- pendence s mething tbout the right to life, liberty nd the pursuit of happiness. Prohibitionists, however contend that it was a printer's error; that it was originally written “the right to pursue life, liberty and happiness.” And they have constituted themselves the pursuers On the Surface of It Sammy—Well, old boy you've got to admit the first man to fly over the ocean was an American. Johnny Bull—Er— pos- sibly Sammy—You have to hand it tous. First in everything No, bah jove, you aren't. I say, you fellows weren't the first to do it in a boat, y’uh know ly as suggestions, as mere adumbrations of possible modi- at Freuding the complexes of the home brew. fications of the present system. there is some talk of reconsidering and redrafting the is Puzzling out the relation of a We understand th eighteenth amendment to the constitution. If this so, I think it would be well to embody these suggestions in the new amendment. IT am certafn that upon these terms the Supreme Court of the United States would have no trouble with its interpreta- sion. Streruen Leacock Prospective Use “I'm going to clean out the cupboard,” said Mrs. Gap Johnson, of Rumpus Ridge, Ark., “and [T reckon I may just well throw away them bottles of medicine—dyspepsy cur theumatiz remedy, horse lini- ment, and one thing and an- other. There hain’t one of ‘em that is over half full, I'll just fling ‘em out, and—” “The dickens you will! terrupted her husband. “V the way everything is costing now and prices climbing every Problems of the Time : scepey, with the Peac Ha eel aa Bee Drwen by lo C. Powe Boggs—Are you sure injuri-us? Drugeist—Well, I'v four months, and I've y: (fen > this hair been using it mys d twenty pour 7 aseeey nic contains nothing f for the last Vinding the cube root of the income tax blank “movie” to real life Squaring the Fourteen Points reaty Jubilation You can talk about a quarter in an old discarded vest; i When a fellow runs across one hé £ proclaims the find with zest. But that’s really not a marker to * what's making father glad, For he found a quart of Ii that he didn’t know he had safety First What ought T to do, the spectacled tourist, should accidentally learn of the existence in this region of an illicit still?” “Keep still,” replied Jig Fiddlin, of Sandy Mush, Ark. To My Landlord When rents are high, 1 do not care, I still build castles in the air, sine eraet —_ comicbooks.com