Judge — January 3, 1920 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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FILM FUN | A Monthly Reel Of Laughs . Start the New Year with a laugh, ilm un we ts Goa and keep laughing every month for tre a year, at the good wholesome humor in the only humorous Moving Picture Magazine. January 1920 FILM FUN offers a fine collection of laughs: “What docs that say, Mama? by Hinton Gilmore. “Love as it looks,” showing a “clinch” as seen by the camera, and as seen from the sidelines. “Movie thrills that) are and aren’t,”” takes one on a humorous tour of inspection. “Bill’s Mistake,” is a real reel laugh. Also: — “Screen Scrapple.” “Celluloid Celebrities.” “Whim Whams and Wheezes. “Comments and Criticisms of a Free Lance.” “Flashbacks.” And-many more equally interesting articles all chock full of “Pep” and “Jazz’’ combine to make January 1920 FILM FUN a most attractive issue. Surely $1.50 for twelve months of good humor is the next best investment to Thrift Stamps, and pays immediate dividends in the Joy of Living. Published Monthly By THE LESLIE-JUDGE COMPANY, 225 Fifth Ave., New York City $1.50 a year 15¢ @ copy The Maiden’s Prayer over and the guests have all gone and my hus band takes me in his arms and kisses me while By Bru Rexoeaen we wait for the automobile that is to convey us oO! LORD, send me a man that is just to the railroad station and the train on which awfully nice and let him whisper those we will embark for our honeymoon—after all three little words to me, and place a diamond this, dear Lord, why just leave the rest to me upon my finger that will be the envy of every Amen! girl who hasn't one, Let me have a little party and announce my engagement to the girls, the maid of honor, and those who will be the brides. Son—Father, in the sentence: “ Uncle George maids, Then let me send the engagement an bought Aunt Julia a new hat,” if the object nouncement to the newspapers for the whole hat” is governed by “Uncle George bought world to read, hoping much that all will see it what is the case of “Aunt Julia?” Oh, Lord, let me have a wedding and invite Fathe Possessive, I suppose, since she those that I wish and snub those who have would own the hat. But while I don’t doubt snubbed me. Let me give to several girls, in the hat would be an object if Uncle George cluding one that has a very expensive car, ught it, it is quite preposterous to suppose privilege of delivering the invitations. that he would govern the buying. Don’t make And after the wedding and reception are both such idiotic sentences. boy! M A Grammartyr JUDGE Jenuar Draven by NW Waunen Tue Crook axp THe Coon ation entered jed away thei BEST of the NEW RECORDS Disco Selections ball. manner Neviy Was a Lavy (Foster) Gluck and Orpheus Quartet, Art has d Mma Gluck directness, her sympathetic simplic ha he child-heart. Her singing this old Stephen Fost is enthralling The Orpheus Quartet xives her excellent upport “A Spvcxotr (Di Chiara). Sung by Rena hanelli. Victor OAS. is and the * aria listed last week are Zanelli’s first records. He is magnificent He hails from Chile, but his voice is quite warm and opulent, and he sings with dashing bravura. He isa bar in a thousand. ntti. (Sande Sung by Claudia Muzi Pathe 34038 Perhaps it is for the very reason that her stable that Muzio’ I poignancy, just as s achieve incisive effects with tremulous bru . ower to move the I N by Enr we all know, but of tone, the entire reperto “VaupEvinte” The American Husband Man cannot serve two masters,” quoted the Parlor Philosopher. And yet some of us commit bigamy,” mused the Mere Man. comicbooks.com